Crap Jokes

[Chrono]

The Holocaust was terrible.

I remeber being told to take a box of cleenex with me to the flicks to see Schindlers list. Dont know why, there was **** all worth wanking over.

FLMAO!

[MrMichael]

Hmmmm.

As it exists right now, the fact that this thread is clearly labeled as potentially offensive does not supersede the rules of this site. A great deal of the thread is borderline offensive to some people, but the use of racial terminology is massively offensive to a lot of people, and as such won't be tolerated, period.

I'm still highly unconvinced about the whole thread in all honesty, and am becoming more so if people can't use leeway responsibly, or are going to debate moderating decisions to draw lines when things have gone too far.

[Subby]

what about a hidden board that only members who want to see jokes like these can get access to? You "apply" to get permission to see the hidden board? That way there is no problems and no one to whinge

[Darth Marty]

To be fair Mr M its not the usual posters (or readers id imagine) that complained, hell I cringe at some of these but others make me chuckle in a terribly guilty manner (what does jade goody look like in her wedding dress? A shuttlecock ) and so I think some have gone a bit ott with their complaining.

That said why not just let things continue if everyone refrains from telling completely rascist "jokes".

Its a good thread, dont bin it.

[Reaper]

Im with Marty on this

There is no excuse for racist jokes but equally there is no need to come in here with the intention of findin something to complain about

Its like subscribin to a porn channel when you are a prude, you just dont do it

[Reaper]

The other day my missus said she wanted a rape alarm.


So at 6.45 this morning I put tape over her mouth and ****ed her up the arse, when I was finished I whispered in her ear,'time to get up for work darling.'

[Cerberus]

It's probably one of the best threads on this site.

[Elvoz]

Police in Lahore have now finished their investigation and have counted the bullet casings found after yesterdays shooting.
Final score was 7-366

[kingfunk]

The other day my missus said she wanted a rape alarm.


So at 6.45 this morning I put tape over her mouth and ****ed her up the arse, when I was finished I whispered in her ear,'time to get up for work darling.'

[Assassin]

The other day my missus said she wanted a rape alarm.


So at 6.45 this morning I put tape over her mouth and ****ed her up the arse, when I was finished I whispered in her ear,'time to get up for work darling.'

[Subby]

The other day my missus said she wanted a rape alarm.


So at 6.45 this morning I put tape over her mouth and ****ed her up the arse, when I was finished I whispered in her ear,'time to get up for work darling.'

I've just had my work colleagues stare at me with frowns on their faces when they heard me cackling behind my monitor....probably the funniest joke I've heard in this thread

[badpiggy]

The other day my missus said she wanted a rape alarm.


So at 6.45 this morning I put tape over her mouth and ****ed her up the arse, when I was finished I whispered in her ear,'time to get up for work darling.'

as the t-shirt hell tshirt says "rape is no laughing matter........unless you're raping a clown".

[Reaper]

[Elvoz]

Dad is sat at home watching TV, when his 9 year daughter comes home from school. He looks up and she is in tears. Her school blouse is ripped open and her skirt is hitched up and dishevelled.

"What the **** happened?" He demands

"Well" she replied in tearful sobs and almost hysterical, "I was walking home from school and I took the shortcut through the back lanes"

"AND? AND?" screams Dad trying to get more info

Sob Sob said the little girl "Some man dragged me into the bushes and tore at my blouse"

"OMG, What happened?" asks dad

sob sob cried the poor little girl "He then put his hand up my skirt"

"NO!" shouts Dad "Then?"

Crying through heavy sobs she replies "I cant remember, I blacked out"

"WELL MAKE IT UP, MAKE IT UP!!!" shouts dad as he starts wanking.

[Subby]

oooooh