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      Why do women wear make-up and perfume?













      'coz they're ugly and they smell.
      "that is my opinion and that is more important than what anyone else has to say about it" - Mr A.Fergusson, Oct 2011

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        Rupert Murdoch has said he is deeply touched by all the the messages left on Amy Winehouse's phone.
        Substance > Style

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          Cheers

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            WOW!!

            The new Planet Of The Apes trailer is amazing !!

            Oh wait


            Its Sky News in Tottenham

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              Warning, its not nice...

              Amy Winehouse arrives at the gates of heaven to be greeted by Michael Jackson and St Peter. Amy says 'Oh Michael are you here to greet me because I am a musical genius like you?'

              Michael turns to St Peter and says 'Who is that horse faced junkie and where are all these Norwegian kids you promised me?'
              Such a pretty face, such an ugly mouth.

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                  Originally posted by Lee View Post
                  It's still fckn funny tho
                  Patience when teased often, transforms into rage

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                    Spurs have signed a new italian striker; Robatelli

                    or grabatelli... as seen in it's own thread...
                    Last edited by BJC; 09-08-11, 01:15 PM. Reason: bollocks

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                      During last nights riots, two Irishmen broke into Ladbrokes and lost £50.
                      www.terracehound.com

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                        Originally posted by maverick View Post
                        During last nights riots, two Irishmen broke into Ladbrokes and lost £50.
                        You're confused mate. The name of this thread is poor/bad taste jokes, not poor jokes

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                          Originally posted by Timmy Testijowels View Post
                          You're confused mate. The name of this thread is poor/bad taste jokes, not poor jokes
                          To be sure
                          www.terracehound.com

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                            Bloody Nokia predictive text. I only texted a few of my North London mates asking if they fancied a pint.....
                            Cheers

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                              Rioters broke into Spurs' trophy cabinet tonight.

                              Police are looking for two glass doors.
                              That rug really tied the room together.

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                                Originally posted by BJC View Post
                                Spurs have signed a new italian striker; Robatelli

                                or grabatelli... as seen in it's own thread...
                                Originally posted by maverick View Post
                                During last nights riots, two Irishmen broke into Ladbrokes and lost £50.
                                Originally posted by Liverpel View Post
                                Rioters broke into Spurs' trophy cabinet tonight.

                                Police are looking for two glass doors.

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