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Liverpool Football Club are raving about the SAS, the Sturridge and Suarez partnership!
United are still struggling to come up with a name for Wellbeck, Andserson, Nani, Kagawa, Evra, Rooney and Smalling!Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but does not actually get you anywhere.Comment
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Looks like I'll have less money to spend on hookers now, I just heard Sean Connery say that the price of gash was going up by 8.2%.Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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I woke up in hospital after a bad accident with a gorgeous nurse stood over me. She said "You may not feel anything from the waist down" I said, "So can I feel your tits then " ?!!Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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A girl asks her doctor how many calories there are in spunk? Doctor says "Believe me,love,if you swallow, no one gives a **** how fat you are".Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.Comment
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Straight onto facebook, they are biting like trout in a barrelOriginally posted by Steve001 View PostThose that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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I did the same but most scum supporters can't spell so it might take a while before I get a bite.Originally posted by kev776 View Post
Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.Comment
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"Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob PaisleyComment
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Tell the truth. Did you work it out for yourself or did some one PM you?Originally posted by Tee View PostHaha, that is quality!
Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.Comment
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Originally posted by SB View PostTell the truth. Did you work it out for yourself or did some one PM you?
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Mate of mine sent me an SMS this morning..... just thought I would share!
Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but does not actually get you anywhere.Comment
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Originally posted by SB View PostI did the same but most scum supporters can't spell so it might take a while before I get a bite.
Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but does not actually get you anywhere.Comment
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What do you call a world-class australian cricketer?
Retired.
What do you call an australian who can hold a catch?
A fisherman.
Why can no-one drink wine in australia at the moment?
They haven't got any openers .
What is the difference between cinderella and the aussies?
Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.
What does an australian batsman who is playing in the ashes have in
common with michael jackson?
They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.
Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone on the australian
cricket team?
The woman who irons their cricket whites.
What's the height of optimism?
An aussie batsman putting on sunscreen.
What do you call a cricket field full of australians ?
A vacant lot.
What's the difference between an aussie batsman and a formula 1 car?
Nothing! If you blink you'll miss them both
what's the difference between michael clarke and a funeral director?
A funeral director doesn't keep losing the ashes
the australian bobsleigh team have asked the aussie cricket team for
a meeting.
They want to ask their advice about going downhill so fast!Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but does not actually get you anywhere.Comment
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I've just put a load of John Lennon memorabilia on Ebay
imagine all the paypal
Keep this quiet
if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p
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