sorry mate, point taken
whats red and slides down a chippy wall
abortion of chips
is that bad enough
whats red and slides down a chippy wall
abortion of chips
is that bad enough
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I think it probably is, yes
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Be careful of what you wish for polo-sanFelching ≠ GerbillingComment
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People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.Comment
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I'm not saying she's a whore... I'm just saying that she's been on more wieners than Heinz ketchup.Comment
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Originally posted by tufty View Postsorry mate, point taken
whats red and slides down a chippy wall
abortion of chips
is that bad enough
3rd place. Worst champions ever.
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It looks like Joe Hart's plans of dressing as a ghost for the Man City Halloween party have gone wrong.......
He doesn't have enough clean sheets.3rd place. Worst champions ever.Comment
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what do you call a Thai clairvoyant
Miss Dick
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I was in bed with my Japanese girlfriend last night and happened to remark that I thought her fanny was getting a bit baggy
well, she lost it big time and screamed at me " You never happy, always clittysizing !! "
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That is ****in awful
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whats the difference between a ginger ***** and a cricket ball ?
if you try hard, and I mean really fukin hard, you can just about eat a cricket ball
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I'll never understand my girlfriend.
She works at the railway station announcing arrivals and departures.Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
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What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?
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Phone rings,
Woman answers.
Pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?"
Woman replies, "Yes, he's watching the football - who shall I say is calling?"Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
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