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    Originally posted by slaine View Post
    Hundreds of dyslexic Mourners laying flowers outside Nissan main dealer...
    yep, eventually
    Last edited by baitman; 07-12-13, 10:41 AM.
    removing all the weak links makes us stronger

    too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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      Originally posted by slaine View Post
      Hundreds of dyslexic Mourners laying flowers outside Nissan main dealer...
      Had to think about that one....

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        Originally posted by slaine View Post
        Hundreds of dyslexic Mourners laying flowers outside Nissan main dealer...

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          Originally posted by baitman View Post
          yep, eventually
          Sorry, should have added subtitles for some of our slower readers...

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            Originally posted by slaine View Post
            Sorry, should have added subtitles for some of our slower readers...
            and maybe write it in crayon
            removing all the weak links makes us stronger

            too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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              I bought a Manchester United sledge today, it's brilliant, I've never gone downhill so fast in my life.
              Go **** yourself

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                DJ Campbell has denied all allegations of match fixing & says he hopes to be available for Blackburn's 2-2 draw with Millwall next week.
                Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
                Those that killed her, were following the law.

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                  Originally posted by baitman View Post
                  How many Tourette's sufferers does it take to cunt a lightbollocks?
                  Really laughed at that - shame
                  'The tide is very much in our court now.'

                  Keegan

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                    After the comedy 'Sahko's Black Gloves' moment I was half tempted to post this in the general footy thread but after deliberation it is probably not right to go there. I know a lot of people avoid this thread as they don't like the tone so view the picture at the risk of offending your own sensitivities.

                    Its not embeded as the joke requires you to see the caption they have added. You may also need a working experience of computer games to fully understand

                    Football without Origi is nothing

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                      I dont' get it
                      Cheers

                      Subby

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                        Originally posted by Subby View Post
                        I dont' get it
                        He believes the other players are locked because they are ... "Shaded out"?
                        Jacques Brel is alive and well and playing at Anfield

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                          Maths Trick!

                          How to change a number 1 to a number 2... ?
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                          Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but does not actually get you anywhere.

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                            Vermy dropped a hilarious but unintentional clanger - that twitter post isn't amusing in any way. Imo.
                            Hello mert.

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                              With Christmas upon us I would like to share a personnel experience with my friends about drinking and driving.
                              As you may know some of us have been known to have 'brushes' with the authorities from time to time- especially on the way home after a 'social session' with friends.
                              Two days ago I was out for the evening with friends and had several cocktails followed by some rather nice wine. Feeling 'jolly' I still had the sense to know that I might be slightly over the limit.... That's when I did something I've never done before - I took a taxi home. Sure enough - on the way home - there was a police roadblock but since I was in a cab they waved it through.
                              I arrived home safely without incident. This was a real surprise, as I had never driven a cab before. Il don't know where I got it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it.
                              Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
                              Those that killed her, were following the law.

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                                Needs some fine tuning but
                                Hello mert.

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