Crap Jokes

[Angryred]

An oldie but still a goodie!

[Turkalicious]

[wiw]

[Shaggy]

[G]

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender says to him, 'You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time.' The Irishman replies, 'Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together. 'The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, 'I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss.' The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a lights dawns in his eye and he laughs. 'Oh, no, ' he says, 'Everyone is fine. I've just quit drinking!

[Gray]

During his trial, Oscar Pistorius has appeared somewhat unstable.

But a couple of beer mats have done the trick.

[Stanbull]

As the door of his cell slams shut behind him and the lights go out, Rolf puts his head in his hands and begins to softly cry.
Suddenly he hears melodic singing from above.......

"Did you think I would leave you crying when there's room in my bunk for Two?...."

[Frenchie]

He'd probably enjoy that..

[ChesterDave]

During his trial, Oscar Pistorius has appeared somewhat unstable.

But a couple of beer mats have done the trick.

Haveyou ever tried the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Everytime someone goes the toilet - 4 shots.

Gets you legless

[Angryred]

Flmao!😅

[Sconniee2]

What's the difference between Oscar Pistorius and the Brazilian Football Team vrs Germany??



Oscar has got a better defence and has had more shots on target.

[Sconniee2]

Why do dwarves make bad parents??

They struggle to put food on the table...

[Shaggy]

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[Daffy Duck]

WTF man

[Boogs]

Brought back memories of the other farting vid you posted in the NSFW section years ago!