Ffs just watched it with the missus 
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There was a clue in the heading
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Brazilian fart porn, those were the days 
The one where her hair blows in the wind wind was the best
"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah
"looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey
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Poor/Bad Taste Jokes
Originally posted by Norbs View PostThere was a clue in the heading
Well in Tapatalk on my phone you just see a still of the video and the play button.
I said "this is from that Shaggy bloke, it's bound to be hilarious"
It wasn't!!
Our faces would have made an awesome internet meme.
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"Haha! I'm ****ing ROFL!"
Said Mr Harris' dyslexic cell mate.Comment
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BBC Letter
Date: 30 June 2014
Mr James Smith,
206 Andover Road,
Salisbury,
Wiltshire.
Dear Mr Smith,
Many thanks for your letter, suggesting your ex-wife as an ideal candidate for our new quiz show.
I have reviewed the qualities you describe of her and agree that she may possess the attributes we are looking for in the show's contestants. However, before we take this any further, I must point out that the name of the show is actually 'Fact Hunt' !
In light of this, please let me know if we should proceed and contact the lady concerned.
Yours,
Charles Knight.
Light Entertainment,
BBC Television Centre,
London.Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but does not actually get you anywhere.Comment
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Harry Redknapp was asked what he thought of the potential transfer of Ebola from Africa. Harry replied: "triffic player is Ebola, nearly signed him for Spurs, trific lad too, all the best to him.."Comment
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An American jockey is about to enter a race on a new horse in Ireland.
The horse's trainer an irishman meets him before the race and says, "All ya have ta remember wid dis horse is dat every time ye approach a jump, ye have to shout, 'ALLLLEEE OOOP!' really loudly in the horse's ear, Providing ye do dat, you'll be grand."
The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command.
The race begins and they approach the first hurdle.
The jockey ignores the trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.
They carry on and approach the second hurdle.
The jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers "Aleeee ooop" in the horse's ear.
The same thing happens - the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.
At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, "It's no good, I'll have to do it," and yells, "ALLLEEE OOOP!" really loudly.
Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump with no problems. This
continues for the rest of the race, but due to the earlier problems the horse only finishes third.
The trainer is fuming and asks the jockey what went wrong?.
The jockey replies, "Nothing is wrong with me - it's this bloody horse, What is he ****ing-deaf or something?"
The trainer replies, "Deaf? Deaf?! He's not deaf, He's fecking blind!"Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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[ame="http://youtu.be/PVFD6548KIc"]That feeling you get when you cum and she's still sucking - YouTube[/ame]Comment
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Oscar Pistorious has sacked his legal team and replaced them with Celtics lawyers. He heard they lost both legs and still won their caseComment
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Very Good.Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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Originally posted by Slinky Skills View Post
Slinky.....your jokes are the same as your wanks......dont last very long and you're the only one that enjoys them...Comment
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