The inventor of throat lozenges has died.
They'll be no coffin at his funeral
They'll be no coffin at his funeral
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Football without Origi is nothing -
"I will make the boys feel your support"
Jurgen Klopp June 2020Comment
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sex is like bridge. If you dont have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand...Jacques Brel is alive and well and playing at AnfieldComment
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What do you call the security guards outside of the Samsung shop?
The Guardians of the Galaxy.Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.Comment
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^^ Sweet Jesus. ...that's dreadful !
"I will make the boys feel your support"
Jurgen Klopp June 2020Comment
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What's 12 inches long & snaps a cunt?
A selfie stick.3rd place. Worst champions ever.
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British weather is like a Muslim
Its either Sunni or Shi'ite...Jacques Brel is alive and well and playing at AnfieldComment
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Haha.3rd place. Worst champions ever.Comment
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A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed o
ut the location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this ****ing badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?.... do you understand?!!"
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....
"Your badge, show him your ****ing BADGE!!"Jacques Brel is alive and well and playing at AnfieldComment
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Just posted this to Facebook. Caused a bit of a stirOriginally posted by kev776 View Post
Football without Origi is nothingComment
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Hello mert.Comment
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"Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob PaisleyComment
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Why do you never see dogs hiding up trees?
Because they're really good at it.Comment
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