I used to be a sadist and necrophiliac with a touch of bestiality. Gave that up as it was like flogging a dead horse
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Lee, never mind that...had a brain fart that day!Originally posted by Lee View PostWhat.
Oh and Gibbo.
Nope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off!Comment
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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending. ;-)'and boy could he play!.Comment
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Told this in the pub tonight. Jaws droppedOriginally posted by kev776 View Post
Football without Origi is nothingComment
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After seven years of medical training and hard work, my very good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion, and I think it's outrageous.
He slept with one of his patients, and now can no longer work in the profession that he loves.
What a waste of time, training and money.
A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet...Comment
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My pet mouse Elvis died today.
He was caught in a trap....Comment
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[ame="https://youtu.be/3o5m_mXadoU"]Marty Funkhouser tells Jerry a joke.mov - YouTube[/ame]Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’Comment
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Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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Funniest thing I've heard in ages
Oh triffic......so while you're up the road jollying it up, it's touch your toes time for RodneyComment
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Had me absolutely in tears
Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’Comment
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