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    I used to be a sadist and necrophiliac with a touch of bestiality. Gave that up as it was like flogging a dead horse

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      Originally posted by Angryred View Post
      "& a little cunt called Bart!" to finish that off!
      What.

      Originally posted by RoadEnd View Post
      I used to be a sadist and necrophiliac with a touch of bestiality. Gave that up as it was like flogging a dead horse


      Oh and Gibbo.

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        Originally posted by Lee View Post
        What.





        Oh and Gibbo.
        Lee, never mind that...had a brain fart that day!
        Nope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off!

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          What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?


          A condescending con descending. ;-)
          'and boy could he play!.

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            Originally posted by kev776 View Post
            My Grandad just said to me "Liverpool are ****e this year lad." I said "tell me something I don't know grandad.
            He replied "your Nana's arse can take my whole fist!"
            Told this in the pub tonight. Jaws dropped
            Football without Origi is nothing

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              Originally posted by Kloppster View Post
              What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?


              A condescending con descending. ;-)
              Clever
              I love Sarah

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                After seven years of medical training and hard work, my very good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion, and I think it's outrageous.

                He slept with one of his patients, and now can no longer work in the profession that he loves.
                What a waste of time, training and money.

                A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet...

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                  Originally posted by slaine View Post
                  After seven years of medical training and hard work, my very good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion, and I think it's outrageous.



                  He slept with one of his patients, and now can no longer work in the profession that he loves.

                  What a waste of time, training and money.



                  A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet...


                  Was muß, das muß.

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                    My pet mouse Elvis died today.

                    He was caught in a trap....

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                      Originally posted by RoadEnd View Post
                      My pet mouse Elvis died today.

                      He was caught in a trap....

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                        [ame="https://youtu.be/3o5m_mXadoU"]Marty Funkhouser tells Jerry a joke.mov - YouTube[/ame]
                        Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                          Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
                          Those that killed her, were following the law.

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                            Funniest thing I've heard in ages
                            Oh triffic......so while you're up the road jollying it up, it's touch your toes time for Rodney

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                              Had me absolutely in tears
                              Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUQMYumUgYI#t=2m57s

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