Crap Jokes

[Le Chef]

Just seen that Wayne Rooney has been to visit Sir Alex Ferguson.

'His speech is improving and he can nearly string a sentence together,' said Fergie.

[Buzzo]

Just seen that Wayne Rooney has been to visit Sir Alex Ferguson.

'His speech is improving and he can nearly string a sentence together,' said Fergie.

[red g]

"Dad, is it true you suck cock and take it up the arse?"

"Good heavens son, who on Earth has told you that?"

"My other dad, Elton. "

[sinbad]

"Dad, is it true you suck cock and take it up the arse?"

"Good heavens son, who on Earth has told you that?"

"My other dad, Elton. "

[red g]

I went into a fancy - dress hire shop and asked for a vampire outfit, the assistant came back with a full Man United strip.
I said "I think that you have misheard me love, I said that I want to look like a Count"

[Saveloy]

"Dad, is it true you suck cock and take it up the arse?"

"Good heavens son, who on Earth has told you that?"

"My other dad, Elton. "

I don't get this. What's the joke? Elton John is gay and has a kid?

[ChesterDave]

Either that or David Furnish is gay and has a kid.

[Red_Polo]

I don't get this. What's the joke? Elton John is gay and has a kid?

Either that or David Furnish is gay and has a kid.

Exactly what I thought I mean, really?

[5europeancups]

Today is National Stuart Goddard Day but he himself is adamant it is tomorrow.

[cadmium]

Stan Collymore has been called up to the England squad. There's nobody better at knocking out Swedes

[Slinky Skills]

Why can't a bike stand up on it's own?

Because it's two tired.

[Slinky Skills]

Why do the French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

[Red_Polo]

Aren't they just bad jokes, rather than jokes in bad taste?!

[red g]

What's the difference between football and Madeleine McCann?

Football's coming home........

[baitman]

What's the difference between football and Madeleine McCann?

Football's coming home........

Here slinky, this is what its all about.