Newcastle United

[Rowan]

When I first saw it I Googled some of the quotes and they're all legit. It's amazing.

You should try living here. They're all at it.

[Mike]

I can't stop reading these

Do people in Newcastle rate this guy at all?!

[baitman]

as if thinks were not bad enough for newcastle and raffa, now their first two goalies are out for the season.

[Shaggy]

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[spud_gun]

Don't they employ sub editors?

It's well known that the majority of journalists can't string a coherent sentence together.

[dom9]

Newcastle United have "virtually nothing left" in the bank, according to owner Mike Ashley.

And the controversial Sports Direct owner says "don't come crying to me" when it is all gone.

The Magpies are in a perilous position, staring relegation from the Premier League in the face with eight games left following Sunday's 1-1 draw with Sunderland.


Ashley insists they have had a "proper go" this season, after spending upwards of £80m on new players over two transfer windows.

But he told the Mirror: "All I can say is; there is a bank account. When you have emptied it, it's empty. Don't come crying to me for more money.

"[There is] virtually nothing left now. They have emptied it. I have virtually nil affect on Newcastle in reality because I only pick the board."

Ashley told Sky News on Monday that the club are stuck with him if they go down and he admits he regrets buying Newcastle for £134m in 2007.

He said: "Do I regret getting into football? The answer is yes. I've had tonnes of fun in it but I haven't been able to make the difference I wanted to make in football.

"I wanted to help Newcastle. I wanted to make it better. But I haven't seemed to be able to have that effect.

"I think everyone can agree we've had a proper go at it this season but the results haven't been ideal."
SKY

Post tax profits of over £32m announced today with £48m in the bank as at June 2015.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/35977043

[Fredo]

https://twitter.com/DailyRyder/statu...09858625335296

No way this is real. It's got you written all over this.

[ChesterDave]

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

I'm convinced Ashley is selling up. He'll buy Rangers now they are SPL. He'll want to get his grubby little mitts all over the CL money

[Bender]

Newcastle boss Rafael Benitez says anxiety is "killing" his players as they battle against relegation.
"We have four more games at home and we will need everyone's support there," Benitez told BBC Sport.

"It important that everybody continues to believe. If we can control these things then things will change. It's not the time to criticise."

Newcastle have lost six of the last seven games to leave their six-season stay in the Premier League in peril.

"The anxiety is killing us sometimes," Benitez added.

"At home we have the fans behind us and we need them. We have six games to play and each one is important."


Newcastle's remaining six games
16 April H v Swansea City

19 April H v Manchester City

23 April A v Liverpool

30 April H v Crystal Palace

7 May A v Aston Villa

15 May H v Tottenham Hotspur
BBC

[Red_Polo]

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[Shaggy]

[RichC]

Surely this is a spoof account

[dom9]

Followed.

[Bender]

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[ChesterDave]

Nasty *******s.

The funny Newcastle story of the day is Janmaat undergoing both groin and hand surgery.