General Football 23/24

[Cormack74]

With Sam Matterface



https://twitter.com/TheSportsman/sta...26161623236609

Those boobies can't have been that special, they divorced after about 4 years from memory.

In other news what does this mean - I daren't google it for fear of the images that might appear

Matterface was born with a bifurcated penis, a subject he has talked about at length on his BBC Radio Kent show

[ChesterDave]

Those boobies can't have been that special, they divorced after about 4 years from memory.

In other news what does this mean - I daren't google it for fear of the images that might appear

Matterface was born with a bifurcated penis, a subject he has talked about at length on his BBC Radio Kent show

bifurcate
verb
past tense: bifurcated; past participle: bifurcated
/ˈbʌɪfəkeɪt/

divide into two branches or forks.

[ChesterDave]

There is a citation for the claim on Wikipedia. But it is actually the article on Tyldsley losing his ITV gig.

[Cormack74]

bifurcate
verb
past tense: bifurcated; past participle: bifurcated
/ˈbʌɪfəkeɪt/

divide into two branches or forks.

So does that mean he has some sort of double dick arrangement?

Blimey

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or the Wiki trolls are having fun again

[Irishnev]

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[ChesterDave]

Seems pointless with 2 games to go but I suppose if he's not wanted there next year 2 games to go or 2 weeks time is irrelevant. Need to ship some players out too. Getting thumped away to West Ham at this stage of the season is a complete bottle-job moment

[Kenneth]

https://twitter.com/guardian_sport/s...54761594990593

You love to see it

[ChesterDave]

Bruno Fernandes down at taking a glancing blow to the nob.

[Buzzo]

Bruno Fernandes down at taking a glancing blow to the nob.

Saw that. Couldn’t happen to a nicer fellow.

Ref is very lenient on Harry Maguires tussles with Giroud so far. Giroud is getting no decisions.

[Kenneth]

Wtf is the hold up for? There's nobody receiving treatment on the pitch.

[ChesterDave]

45 +11 ****ing Fergie Time that one.

Wtf is the hold up for? There's nobody receiving treatment on the pitch.

Can't be safe for such serious treatment with the guy lying right next to the pitch. If play went close to where he was being treated and there was another collision..

[ChesterDave]

De Gea is ****ing ****

[S-RED]

It's great that De Gea is ****ing ****

Fixed it for you

[Kenneth]

Both goals straight through him. Once great, now garbage.