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    Originally posted by Kenneth View Post
    Those boobies can't have been that special, they divorced after about 4 years from memory.

    In other news what does this mean - I daren't google it for fear of the images that might appear

    Matterface was born with a bifurcated penis, a subject he has talked about at length on his BBC Radio Kent show

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      Originally posted by Cormack74 View Post
      Those boobies can't have been that special, they divorced after about 4 years from memory.

      In other news what does this mean - I daren't google it for fear of the images that might appear

      Matterface was born with a bifurcated penis, a subject he has talked about at length on his BBC Radio Kent show
      bifurcate
      verb
      past tense: bifurcated; past participle: bifurcated
      /ˈbʌɪfəkeɪt/

      divide into two branches or forks.
      Football without Origi is nothing

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        There is a citation for the claim on Wikipedia. But it is actually the article on Tyldsley losing his ITV gig.
        Football without Origi is nothing

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          Originally posted by ChesterDave View Post
          bifurcate
          verb
          past tense: bifurcated; past participle: bifurcated
          /ˈbʌɪfəkeɪt/

          divide into two branches or forks.

          So does that mean he has some sort of double dick arrangement?

          Blimey

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            or the Wiki trolls are having fun again
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            Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

            Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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              [ame="https://twitter.com/guardian_sport/status/1284854761594990593"]https://twitter.com/guardian_sport/status/1284854761594990593[/ame]

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                Seems pointless with 2 games to go but I suppose if he's not wanted there next year 2 games to go or 2 weeks time is irrelevant. Need to ship some players out too. Getting thumped away to West Ham at this stage of the season is a complete bottle-job moment
                Football without Origi is nothing

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                  You love to see it
                  Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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                    Bruno Fernandes down at taking a glancing blow to the nob.
                    Football without Origi is nothing

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                      Originally posted by ChesterDave View Post
                      Bruno Fernandes down at taking a glancing blow to the nob.


                      Saw that. Couldn’t happen to a nicer fellow.

                      Ref is very lenient on Harry Maguires tussles with Giroud so far. Giroud is getting no decisions.
                      Modifying post.

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                        Wtf is the hold up for? There's nobody receiving treatment on the pitch.
                        Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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                          45 +11 ****ing Fergie Time that one.

                          Originally posted by Kenneth View Post
                          Wtf is the hold up for? There's nobody receiving treatment on the pitch.
                          Can't be safe for such serious treatment with the guy lying right next to the pitch. If play went close to where he was being treated and there was another collision..
                          Football without Origi is nothing

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                            De Gea is ****ing ****
                            Football without Origi is nothing

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                              Originally posted by ChesterDave View Post
                              It's great that De Gea is ****ing ****
                              Fixed it for you

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                                Both goals straight through him. Once great, now garbage.
                                Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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