Liverpool FC Youth Teams

[Venton]

Omar God these puns.

Probably wasted on you youngsters.

Not on me, especially as I was feasting on pastanak at the same time

Edit: I realise that was a little obtuse but I always associate him with Dr Zhivago. Julie Christie, what a woman. What was Billy Liar thinking?

[baitman]

We're running with the NoMarkovic meme these days Baitman! Get with the programme!

Can we officially adopt Lazy (or possibly Lazier) noMarkovic as his new title please.

[Venton]

Can we officially adopt Lazy (or possibly Lazier) noMarkovic as his new title please.

We can but try. Nicknames have their own lives I think. I started the carry on Karius well early but it never seemed to take.

[red g]

i started Derek Original through a drunken typo

[Venton]

i started Derek Original through a drunken typo

I see your point. I need to drink more!

[Venton]

U18s currently 2-1 up against Utd but down to 10 men in the second half.

[Venton]

Glatzel and Duncan on the scoresheet, Utd scored from a penalty.

[Venton]

United score after a spell of pressure. Jaros made a great initial stop but the ball kept coming in and the impressive Greenwood fed Mengy who nodded in.

Liverpool 2-2 Utd

[Venton]

Laroucci runs through the United defence at pace and draws a save from the keeper. We're having a little spell of pressure here. Ritacio gets booked for what looked like a decent challenge there. This United side have a hell of a lot of pace down the right hand side - Greenwood looks quite the prospect.

[Venton]

Jimmy Garner shoots just wide for United, we have rocked for a bit here. Can the maverick Glatzel get us out of trouble?

[Venton]

Lots of pressure in the last few minutes, as you'd expect as we've spent the entire second half a man down. We could do without extra time. This is the Premier League cup and needs to be settled today.

[Venton]

Extra time. This is going to be tough.

[Venton]

Mason Greenwood lashes one just to the right of Jaros' post. We're working hard but it's most Utd now.

[SB]

Extra time. This is going to be tough.

I expected it to be LFCTV but no it was on Manc tv instead. I only lasted 2 minutes listening to the cocky scum pricks & turned it off. Much rather read your insightful scribes

[Venton]

It's on LFCTV right now but it's a tough watch, not only because we are under the cosh but we're back to the Sammy Lee stood in a ditch camera-man.

Glatzel with a lovely bit of skill weaves the ball through a pack of United players and is a fraction way from putting Duncan through. It's just cleared.

Now Utd have a free kick on the edge of our box. Mason Greenwood steps up...