Fernando Torres

[Vermilion]

Balls to him scoring, i'd rather chelsea smashed the cunts with judas sat on the bench

Drogba completes his hat trick, with Torres sat on the bench, looking on, crying and wishing it was him.

Perfect.

[Shaggy]

He's DJing for my friends club night some time soon and has asked not to be paid but to receive free drinks instead. By all accounts though he is a thoroughly decent guy, so may be doing it for the love of the music.

He was always known as the 'indie footballer', a rare footballer who read NME/Melody Maker and had decent taste. He's also known as a total piss head so your post makes absolutely perfect sense.

[Mike]

No way do i want Torres to score tonight, i dont want him to score again!

Chelsea to win, with Drogba firing on all cylinders and regaining his place in the Starting XI

[Shaggy]

It'll be Torres & Drogba tonight.

[Mike]

It'll be Torres & Drogba tonight.

I think this is too hard to call, there are so many potential line ups Chelsea can play.

If Torres does start, i hope he does ****.

4-2-3-1 is my guess for Chelsea tonight with Drogba as a lone striker.

[RichC]

Pat Nevin:

"I know what people have said about him since he came from Liverpool but I actually think he has been fabulous"


Jeez oh.

The same Pat Nevin talking about the class of one Paul Konchesky!

Think he should keep his shocking football opinions to himself!

[PTP]

No way do i want Torres to score tonight, i dont want him to score again!

Chelsea to win, with Drogba firing on all cylinders and regaining his place in the Starting XI

i'm the same - chelsea win without torres scoring - it'll just rub it to the cunt more.

[Shaggy]

Beggars can't be choosers. If Torres doesn't score, bonus. But I'm on his side tonight and if he scores I'll be cheering.

[Molby]

Pat Nevin:

"I know what people have said about him since he came from Liverpool but I actually think he has been fabulous"


What a ****** Pat Nevin appears to be - there's a very valid reason why he's stuck in a darkened room on C5 footie coverage. Bitter Blue Nose

Jeez oh.

Balls to him scoring, i'd rather chelsea smashed the cunts with judas sat on the bench

Drogba completes his hat trick, with Torres sat on the bench, looking on, crying and wishing it was him.

i actually wish Torres a horrible disease - Can'tscore-itis

The same Pat Nevin talking about the class of one Paul Konchesky!

Think he should keep his shocking football opinions to himself!

i'm the same - chelsea win without torres scoring - it'll just rub it to the cunt more.

Yip - this will be the best outcome - Scum to get beat by a Drogba goalfest - Tranny sitting flicking his little fringe on the Chav Bench - with his silly little blue headband. The *******.

[Tee]

I could never cheer a goal by that cunt ever again. Definitely want Chavs to do them but not with a Torres goal. In fact, I would love to see him getting owned by Vidic.

[PTP]

see - what i can't be arsed with - and know eventually he is going to score - is him scoring a massive goal in a massive game.....because it'll just go mental - "thats why you pay £50m for top class" - "the £50m goal....worth it!" etc etc etc etc etc etc


He can score as many as he likes once chelsea's season is over and they mean **** all

[RedReet]

I could never cheer a goal by that cunt ever again. Definitely want Chavs to do them but not with a Torres goal. In fact, I would love to see him getting owned by Vidic.

I'm the complete opposite, I'd love to see Vidic get tortured again.

[Mike]

see - what i can't be arsed with - and know eventually he is going to score - is him scoring a massive goal in a massive game.....because it'll just go mental - "thats why you pay £50m for top class" - "the £50m goal....worth it!" etc etc etc etc etc etc


He can score as many as he likes once chelsea's season is over and they mean **** all

Its the same with Rooney, whenever he scores the commentators are all like "He's back to his best" - he'll then not score in 4 games, then score twice..."He's back to his best"

[McDermotX]

The same Pat Nevin talking about the class of one Paul Konchesky!

Think he should keep his shocking football opinions to himself!

I think he should be looking for a position with Sky now......seeing as how they've obviously revised their minimum standards following last night's car crash TV

[Shaggy]

I'm the complete opposite, I'd love to see Vidic get tortured again.