Fernando Torres

[jono]

Can someone please please explain to me how the **** this can make the BBC Gossip page today:



Seriously? Like how the **** is having a 'locker' next to each other gonna make those cunts settle any easier? And it really will help him turn his career around. It is pathetic now.

BBC gossip column is nothing. The Daily Mail has devoted a whole article to it

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2037489/Juan-Mata-assigned-locker-Chelseas-Fernando-Torres.html

[The Erectile Banana]

And coming next week on Chelsea TV -

Exclusive! - Fernando's Flush!

Chelsea's Number 9 Fernando Torres successfully completes an unaided trip to the toilet, surviving an anxious moment when Florent Malouda refuses to pass him the toilet roll. Follow Fernando as he carries out his ablutions with panache, hitting the back of the procelain with a stunning strike. We can almost smell that elusive hat-trick!

"I thought Fernando was t'rffic, the way he let rip with that loosener in the opening exchanges was world class." - Ray Wilkins

[Tee]

FFS. Some quotes from the 'article':

It shows the extraordinary lengths manager Andre Villas-Boas is taking to help turn Torres' career at Chelsea around by putting his international teammate alongside him.

Torres sat next to his former Liverpool team-mate Yossi Benayoun until the midfielder moved to Arsenal on the final day of the transfer window.

Mata will be alongside him in future, with Belgian new boy Romelu Lukaku assigned locker space next to the Spanish pairing.

[PTP]

really...****ing brilliant..

[PTP]

i love the way as well that the press always assume that because two players are from the same country it instantly means they are best mates....for all anyone knows, mata might think torres is a bit of a cunt

[Roboklopp]

Embarrassing.

[jono]

FFS. Some quotes from the 'article':

The mail has only told part of the story here. Do they sit together on the team bus? Also does Torres get the window seat? When they do travel together and have to cross the road do they buddy up and hold hands while they cross at the lights??

[Norbs]

i love the way as well that the press always assume that because two players are from the same country it instantly means they are best mates....for all anyone knows, mata might think torres is a bit of a cunt

Odds on

[Imy]

FFS. Some quotes from the 'article':

Ahhh just like school I wonder what posters are hung up in their lockers or what contraband they are hiding

[Kenneth]

FFS. Some quotes from the 'article':

LTIGSM

[Tee]

What is LTIGSM??

[Mostar]

Mata on Torres and joining Chavs



[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQkeC2WqnUQ"]Juan Mata: 'Fernando Torres told me to join Chelsea' - YouTube[/ame]

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

Aye I read torres was texting Mata begging him to join.
Not gijng to watch that video . U should summaries it mo

[Mostar]

Aye I read torres was texting Mata begging him to join.
Not gijng to watch that video . U should summaries it mo

Nice try IRWT

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

I've still to watch all the good videos you posted up and i have forgotten where you posted half of them.
These ones put me off will not click to watch.