Jordan Henderson

[danperkins]

The mercurial Jordan Henderson isn't going to let it stop him doing his duty. His country needs sideways hospital passes and he's not scared of suffering to make sure it gets them. True captain material.

[CJ]

Stop pretending you don't know what it says gratziani. You love it really.

So. Where that tweet from? Photo looks like it's from about 2008! And white collar blue shirt? Are we sure it's not a young estate agent who's always being told he looks like Hendo and who has a mate who looks like a grouper fish?

I know someone who looks like didi. People have taken their photo with him. It doesn't matter how much he tells them he isn't.

Oh and a waiter in my local Italian looked like Rafa. He said he had had his photo taken with people in Liverpool

[CJ]

Text speak is used by the illiterate and the lazy to shorten words into ones they can spell+type quicker and easier yet in this case they've turned "my" into "mi". Not only does it not save you time typing it but it confirms you are a toolbox. Scenes.

I hate text speak. I really don't get the non shortening of words either.

[Gibbo]

Off for a scan on the knee tomorrow according to Klopp.

Sounds like its a pretty bad one.

[Kenneth]

We know how he doesn't let pain stop him. He'll be back at the weekend.

[cream]

A spell on the sidelines isn't necessarily a bad thing.

[shanks69]

A spell on the sidelines isn't necessarily a bad thing.

As macca said the knee injury can also help his heel injury with having a rest

[Lee]

As macca said the knee injury can also help his heel injury with having a rest

That bellend presenter on BT made a right tit of himself.

It was obvious what McManaman was saying.

[shanks69]

That bellend presenter on BT made a right tit of himself.

It was obvious what McManaman was saying.

Ye we all knew what macca was saying

[danperkins]

He needed rest, just hasn't happened for him this season.

[Slinky Skills]

We know how he doesn't let pain stop him. He'll be back at the weekend.

I don't wish harm on anyone but he's really not good enough.

He's a Deschamps water carrier type of player and not even a good one at that.

I know he has heel problems but he doesn't look well in the face, he has an ill look to him if that makes any sense. Gaunt and pale in the face.

Maybe people from the North East are just pale faced and ghost like as it's so cold up that way so they've never been tanned, I don't know. Either way it's affecting his game that is clear to see.

His heel problems have been his Achilles heel all season.

[Daffy Duck]

His heel problems have been his Achilles heel all season.

Time to go to bed

We'll probably be without him for quite a while. With Can also suspended for two league games and Lucas still injured, we're left with Allen and Milner in central midfield. Time for Kevin Stewart, Brannagan and Chirivella.

[Slinky Skills]

Time to go to bed

We'll probably be without him for quite a while. With Can also suspended for two league games and Lucas still injured, we're left with Allen and Milner in central midfield. Time for Kevin Stewart, Brannagan and Chirivella.

I know, I simply couldn't resist.

[Fernandinho]

Time to go to bed

We'll probably be without him for quite a while. With Can also suspended for two league games and Lucas still injured, we're left with Allen and Milner in central midfield. Time for Kevin Stewart, Brannagan and Chirivella.

I hope Chirivella gets a run, love the way he keeps the ball.

[Saveloy]

I don't wish harm on anyone but he's really not good enough.

He's a Deschamps water carrier type of player and not even a good one at that.

I know he has heel problems but he doesn't look well in the face, he has an ill look to him if that makes any sense. Gaunt and pale in the face.

Maybe people from the North East are just pale faced and ghost like as it's so cold up that way so they've never been tanned, I don't know. Either way it's affecting his game that is clear to see.

His heel problems have been his Achilles heel all season.

You've nailed it Slinky. Get him down to Tanerife for a session on the beds.