Jordan Henderson

[Rafa Justice]

He's a piece of ****. An arrogant and thick as **** piece of **** too.

"I know, I'll do an interview. And it'll be with that gay journo from The Athletic".

"You mean Adam Crafton? Who is known for his articles on sportswashing, human rights abuses of the Middle East? Who does. Not. Give. a. Single. ****. Who he sets his sights on? Who takes on all comers about sportswashing in sports?"

"Yeah, the gay lad".


Prick. **** him.

[Kenneth]

Sorry, what I meant was that his choice was Liverpool bench, or Saudi Arabia... or a massive drop in wages to move somewhere else.

On last years evidence he was pretty aeful in terms of his ability to press, so its unlikely a top lelvel club wouldcome in for him. Certainly if he wanted to start matches he would have had to drop down a level.

The old school thing for him to do would be to go back to Sunderland and see out his career gracefully on lower wages, captain his boyhood/home town team and try and get them promoted.

[red g]

The old school thing for him to do would be to go back to Sunderland and see out his career gracefully on lower wages, captain his boyhood/home town team and try and get them promoted.

Exactly mate. You won't see Jmaes Milner in Saudi. I uflly expect him to go back to Leeds afer his testimonial year for Brighton.

[spud_gun]

Exactly mate. You won't see Jmaes Milner in Saudi. I uflly expect him to go back to Leeds afer his testimonial year for Brighton.

[BootRoom]

It's no surprise that "The Former Captain", "Ambassador", "Leader", "Humanitarian of the Year", has been exposed as a vacuous PR construct, so there's not much to say on his character and probity other than this mirage will be well suited to the desert.

The funniest part is that his devotees continually made the excuse that in ideal circumstances we'd be "managing his minutes", bringing him on as an "impact sub" to swashbuckle a losing position into victory, or calling for an "experienced closer" to see us through a difficult period (irrespective of the evidence that he's gash), but because of injuries he's had to play more than Klopp had planned, thus blunting their Hero's effectiveness. They stated it confidently and with certitude, that this was "The Plan" all along, as if they had been in meetings with Klopp himself; limit "The Former Captain's" game time and keep him fresh, and the "Real Hendo" will spring forth and dominate! Yet in an ironic twist of fate, "The Former Captain" is using a potential lack of playing time as the reason he's bolting to the footballing hotbed of Saudi Arabia. Citing a concern for his England place as an auxiliary excuse for doing a bunk just concludes the whole episode with a Chef's Kiss.

[baitman]

It's no surprise that "The Former Captain", "Ambassador", "Leader", "Humanitarian of the Year", has been exposed as a vacuous PR construct, so there's not much to say on his character and probity other than this mirage will be well suited to the desert.

The funniest part is that his devotees continually made the excuse that in ideal circumstances we'd be "managing his minutes", bringing him on as an "impact sub" to swashbuckle a losing position into victory, or calling for an "experienced closer" to see us through a difficult period (irrespective of the evidence that he's gash), but because of injuries he's had to play more than Klopp had planned, thus blunting their Hero's effectiveness. They stated it confidently and with certitude, that this was "The Plan" all along, as if they had been in meetings with Klopp himself; limit "The Former Captain's" game time and keep him fresh, and the "Real Hendo" will spring forth and dominate! Yet in an ironic twist of fate, "The Former Captain" is using a potential lack of playing time as the reason he's bolting to the footballing hotbed of Saudi Arabia. Citing a concern for his England place as an auxiliary excuse for doing a bunk just concludes the whole episode with a Chef's Kiss.

[Irishnev]

It's no surprise that "The Former Captain", "Ambassador", "Leader", "Humanitarian of the Year", has been exposed as a vacuous PR construct, so there's not much to say on his character and probity other than this mirage will be well suited to the desert.

The funniest part is that his devotees continually made the excuse that in ideal circumstances we'd be "managing his minutes", bringing him on as an "impact sub" to swashbuckle a losing position into victory, or calling for an "experienced closer" to see us through a difficult period (irrespective of the evidence that he's gash), but because of injuries he's had to play more than Klopp had planned, thus blunting their Hero's effectiveness. They stated it confidently and with certitude, that this was "The Plan" all along, as if they had been in meetings with Klopp himself; limit "The Former Captain's" game time and keep him fresh, and the "Real Hendo" will spring forth and dominate! Yet in an ironic twist of fate, "The Former Captain" is using a potential lack of playing time as the reason he's bolting to the footballing hotbed of Saudi Arabia. Citing a concern for his England place as an auxiliary excuse for doing a bunk just concludes the whole episode with a Chef's Kiss.

and not one “I told you so”

[Fivex]

I imagine this is what it’s like being a fly on the wall stuck in solidarity confinement with Piers Morgan.

[little dave hedgehog]

i'll be very interested to see what he does with the money.

[Norbs]

Well he's from a neglected village in England and has earmarked some of it to build schools and hospitals

[Angryred]

Well he's from a neglected village in England and has earmarked some of it to build schools and hospitals

[danperkins]

It's no surprise that "The Former Captain", "Ambassador", "Leader", "Humanitarian of the Year", has been exposed as a vacuous PR construct, so there's not much to say on his character and probity other than this mirage will be well suited to the desert.

The funniest part is that his devotees continually made the excuse that in ideal circumstances we'd be "managing his minutes", bringing him on as an "impact sub" to swashbuckle a losing position into victory, or calling for an "experienced closer" to see us through a difficult period (irrespective of the evidence that he's gash), but because of injuries he's had to play more than Klopp had planned, thus blunting their Hero's effectiveness. They stated it confidently and with certitude, that this was "The Plan" all along, as if they had been in meetings with Klopp himself; limit "The Former Captain's" game time and keep him fresh, and the "Real Hendo" will spring forth and dominate! Yet in an ironic twist of fate, "The Former Captain" is using a potential lack of playing time as the reason he's bolting to the footballing hotbed of Saudi Arabia. Citing a concern for his England place as an auxiliary excuse for doing a bunk just concludes the whole episode with a Chef's Kiss.

Yowser, hard to argue with that

[rudedog]

It's no surprise that "The Former Captain", "Ambassador", "Leader", "Humanitarian of the Year", has been exposed as a vacuous PR construct, so there's not much to say on his character and probity other than this mirage will be well suited to the desert.

The funniest part is that his devotees continually made the excuse that in ideal circumstances we'd be "managing his minutes", bringing him on as an "impact sub" to swashbuckle a losing position into victory, or calling for an "experienced closer" to see us through a difficult period (irrespective of the evidence that he's gash), but because of injuries he's had to play more than Klopp had planned, thus blunting their Hero's effectiveness. They stated it confidently and with certitude, that this was "The Plan" all along, as if they had been in meetings with Klopp himself; limit "The Former Captain's" game time and keep him fresh, and the "Real Hendo" will spring forth and dominate! Yet in an ironic twist of fate, "The Former Captain" is using a potential lack of playing time as the reason he's bolting to the footballing hotbed of Saudi Arabia. Citing a concern for his England place as an auxiliary excuse for doing a bunk just concludes the whole episode with a Chef's Kiss.

Can’t say I ever saw much of that on this forum?

I did however see loads of people who got completely fed up with your seemingly constant stream of negativity though - so in that respect I’m really glad that Henderson has left

[Assassin]

Henderson has left the club. Whatever he does/says has no bearing on my life. So, no ****s are given

[BG1973]

https://x.com/danielstorey85/status/1710225941123711343?s=20

Looks sincere.