Martin Skrtel

[danperkins]

No you're spot on

[Gibbo]

They tried the Low and his assistant trick of wearing the same outfit but Dan couldn't pull off the glasses.

[danperkins]

My face is too small for glasses

[Gibbo]

I wouldn't worry about it mate my head is too big for hats.

[danperkins]

I wouldn't worry about it mate my head is too big for hats.

I have a big head and a small face, I can't wear hats or glasses

[BootRoom]

Maybe if we give him a contract extension it will boost his confidence and help him rediscover the form that led to him being voted Player of the Season in 2011/12. What does the panel think?

[Alex]

[Red_Polo]

Terrible decision to bring him on, hasn't played in months & was all over the place. Why not bring Kolo on? Game should have been dead and buried. Joke

When exactly is a good time to bring him on? We were 2-0 up and had dominated. It was about as opportune a time as is likely to present itself short of wanting him bombed out of the squad. The player was appalling through his own fault and the responsibility for that is overwhelmingly his.

[Norbs]

I have a big head and a small face, I can't wear hats or glasses

Hi Dan

[G]

[Roboklopp]

When did Freddo become so serially mind-numbingly tedious again? I'msure he had a decent spell as a poster but he's Est's equivalent of white noise nowadays.

[Fredo]

When did Freddo become so serially mind-numbingly tedious again? I'msure he had a decent spell as a poster but he's Est's equivalent of white noise nowadays.

What do you consider your contribution to this forum, or the stuff you post in the inane drivel thread?

[danperkins]

Hi Dan

is that not a small head and a big face?

[SB]

Can we lock this thread & try to forget he ever played for us? It'll help the healing process of his horror Southampton show if I don't see his name anymore.

[Roboklopp]

What do you consider your contribution to this forum, or the stuff you post in the inane drivel thread?

Stop Wumming.

Wha?

Eh? You might need to show your workings for that one Fredo.

I'll leave it to others to respond on my behalf.

Don't post in the footy forum that much nowadays cos of your monologues amongst other things but when i do it's not solely to wind people up or get attention.