Steven Gerrard

[Doc_Piptorious]

We send him off to the Knacker's yard in exchange for some whisky. When the other players ask why he was sent off in a Knacker van, we tell them that it belongs to a luxury spa, and that the spa had not painted their name onto the van yet.



Four legs good
Two legs baaaaaad

[G]

I haven' read all this yet but how anyone can dislike/hate a club legend like Gerrard is beyond me. The mind boggles. I wouldn't want him anywhere near a pitch for us but if he's at the club in some capacity I'd be chuffed.

One thing occurred to me earlier, he started pre season for us in July 2014 and has only just stopped playing in October 2015, that's a long stint for any player let alone on playing in midfield and at his age. Might go some way to explaining his poor form over there.

[Gibbo]

Him jogging round the pitch at Melwood will deffo ruin everything that Klopp is trying to put into place.

[Exiled_red]

I imagine that if it was just for training it would be a getting to work with Klopp, understand his ideas etc with a view to coming back a a coach when he has finished playing.

[Assassin]

Didi Hamann has just said having Gerrard back is the last thing Klopp needs

[shanks69]

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[Bender]

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[shanks69]

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[Bender]

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[wongers]

Don't mean to offend here but any so called Liverpool supporter who dislikes Gerrard should not even be considered a red.

well said sir some of the bellends on here are mind boggling

[Gibbo]

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[Chazza]

And I wouldn't Google bender tv either.

[shanks69]

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[kingfunk]

Didi Hamann has just said having Gerrard back is the last thing Klopp needs

Spot on, just when the team is getting settled and finding their feet again the last thing we should do is bringing the ex captain back into the fold. Would be ludicrous to bring him back. He is the biggest legend and best player I have seen play for us but no way should he be coming back, not even to train.

[SB]

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