Iago Aspas

[Resu]

There will always be someone that is injured, and to be harsh on Aspas I'd rather it is him than Coutinho.

[Roboklopp]

Out with a ruptured rectum apparently. Bad times.

[Bender]

James Pearce @JamesPearceEcho 1m
Just to confirm Aspas has torn his thigh muscle NOT ruptured his rectum. Will be out until late Nov/early Dec

[Sarb]

Bender, is a ruptured rectum painful?

Can imagine a few on here have suffered that injury after a run of bad results for us

[Bender]

Bender, is a ruptured rectum painful?

Can imagine a few on here have suffered that injury after a run of bad results for us

How about i put my foot up your Ass Sarb then you can tell me

[Sarb]

How about i put my foot up your Ass Sarb then you can tell me

[baitman]

Bender, is a ruptured rectum painful?

Can imagine a few on here have suffered that injury after a run of bad results for us

the ruptured rectum might help explain why Bender is often a little behind

[Bender]

the ruptured rectum might help explain why Bender is often a little behind

Time to take out the trash [Baitman and sarb]

[Sarb]

Could you rupture a rectum doing football training though? Surely more likely to happen doing gym work, eg deadlifts/shrugs?

[Roboklopp]

Really heavy squats are the lift most likely to give you a prolapse as I understand it.

If you did a sliding tackle on one arse cheek then mebbe so aye...

[G]

It's a quite superb typo. Rectus is thigh muscle which is what he meant.

[Sarb]

It's a quite superb typo. Rectus is thigh muscle which is what he meant.

Oh

[Sarb]

Really heavy squats are the lift most likely to give you a prolapse as I understand it.

If you did a sliding tackle on one arse cheek then mebbe so aye...

Squats would be a killer for that

[Norbs]

Out with a ruptured rectum apparently. Bad times.

[PTP]

Will be a joy to a few on here who have written him off after 282 minutes of league action.

Annoying news, seems like everytime we get a few back a few more drop.

ridiculous - i think he's ****e, sorry know he's ****e, but that doesn't mean i'd want him injured - i wouldn't wish injury on any of our players

i'd much prefer him to be fit so that he could keep trying to improve so that he might contribute if given the chance and also to give us some squad cover in an area we lack a little bit, especially as come december we have a really tough run of fixtures