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**el matador** · 18-10-13, 03:39 PM

a ruptured rectum is the most common injury in jail apparently.

**Mostar** · 18-10-13, 09:07 PM

Originally posted by Chris View Post

Will be a joy to a few on here who have written him off after 282 minutes of league action.

Annoying news, seems like everytime we get a few back a few more drop.

Twitter is flooded with some "LFC" fans who are supposedly happy that he is out of contention for next 5 weeks.

Real shame.

He needs game time but with the lack of different competitions it will be hard for him to play any significant part this season even when he is back unless we have injuries.

That said, it is too early to judge him either way.

**RedReet** · 18-10-13, 09:41 PM

Originally posted by Mostar View Post

Twitter is flooded with some "LFC" fans who are supposedly happy that he is out of contention for next 5 weeks.

Real shame.

He needs game time but with the lack of different competitions it will be hard for him to play any significant part this season even when he is back unless we have injuries.

That said, it is too early to judge him either way.

It is crazy. Not only should we not be doing that with any player EVER, he's is far from the worst player we have ever signed.

Some proper dicks out there.

**I, Ravel Morrison** · 18-10-13, 10:00 PM

Wow, a ruptured rectum? Guess he was really torn a new one!

**Lee** · 18-10-13, 10:18 PM

Originally posted by RedReet View Post

It is crazy. Not only should we not be doing that with any player EVER, he's is far from the worst player we have ever signed.

Some proper dicks out there.

**Roboklopp** · 20-10-13, 10:57 AM

Originally posted by G View Post

It's a quite superb typo. Rectus is thigh muscle which is what he meant.

Ignoring this for the far more interesting story.

**Angryred** · 27-10-13, 05:58 PM

Wouldn't have been surprised if he had a ruptured rectum as he probably got his ass kicked by Brendan for not making an impact so far?

**Bender** · 18-11-13, 04:14 PM

Aspas said: “I think I can improve. I am happy with the team’s level but not so much individually because I think I can do a lot better.

“First I want to recover from my injury and afterwards I can use my qualities better and exploit them better as a centre-forward.

“Not playing is frustrating, but I can take advantage of this stoppage, and try to get back to playing as soon as possible.”

Aspas says he has been working hard with the Reds’ medical staff, and is looking to be back available for selection in the near future.

He added: “I have been injured for four weeks, but I have been training for four or five days on the pitch – running and exercising. I am a lot better.

“Soon I will be able to kick the ball. In 10 days to two weeks I will be ready to play.
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**PTP** · 18-11-13, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by Bender View Post

Aspas said: “I think I can improve. I am happy with the team’s level but not so much individually because I think I can do a lot better.

“First I want to recover from my injury and afterwards I can use my qualities better and exploit them better as a centre-forward.

“Not playing is frustrating, but I can take advantage of this stoppage, and try to get back to playing as soon as possible.”

Aspas says he has been working hard with the Reds’ medical staff, and is looking to be back available for selection in the near future.

He added: “I have been injured for four weeks, but I have been training for four or five days on the pitch – running and exercising. I am a lot better.

“Soon I will be able to kick the ball. In 10 days to two weeks I will be ready to play.
link