Adam Lallana

[Exiled_red]

I met him at Mcr Airport last summer then he ended up on our flight. Had a pic with him and he smelt very nice, then stood behind him waiting for a piss and followed him into the ****ter after he'd finished his business. He left no problems behind at all.

[baitman]

I met him at Mcr Airport last summer then he ended up on our flight. Had a pic with him and he smelt very nice, then stood behind him waiting for a piss and followed him into the ****ter after he'd finished his business. He left no problems behind at all.

****in top stalking

Surprised you didnt reach around the U bend to retrieve a stool sample and bang it on ebay.

[Shaggy]

****in top stalking

Surprised you didnt reach around the U bend to retrieve a stool sample and bang it on ebay.

The piss thing was entirely coincidental. He was sat on the very front row, with the leg room, and got up to wait for the bog just before I got there.

He really did smell nice though.

[Exiled_red]

The piss thing was entirely coincidental. He was sat on the very front row, with the leg room, and got up to wait for the bog just before I got there.

]He really did smell nice though.

That'll be the nivea stuff he advertises

[Buzzo]

I met him at Mcr Airport last summer then he ended up on our flight. Had a pic with him and he smelt very nice, then stood behind him waiting for a piss and followed him into the ****ter after he'd finished his business. He left no problems behind at all.

He looks like he would always smell nice tbf

[Pablo]

Used to see him out for breakfast quite a lot, they had to bring in a limit on the amount of free refill coffees as he'd neck them back like he was on stag do. He used to look really thoughtful doing the newspaper crossword blitzing all the different papers. I walked past once and he had filled them all with 'Ad' Adam' Adzys' AddddieeLala'.

I met him at Mcr Airport last summer then he ended up on our flight. Had a pic with him and he smelt very nice, then stood behind him waiting for a piss and followed him into the ****ter after he'd finished his business. He left no problems behind at all.

[lickedlollipop]

Good luck, Adam

[SB]

Yeah best of luck Lalla.

[Cormack74]

This celebrity toileting reminds me of when I went for a leak at the airport and the only person in there was John Parrot. I was so surprised I just went 'whoa John Parrot' in a voice that came out really loud and deranged and he looked absolutely petrified and rushed out in mid zip without washing his hands.

[baitman]

This celebrity toileting reminds me of when I went for a leak at the airport and the only person in there was John Parrot. I was so surprised I just went 'whoa John Parrot' in a voice that came out really loud and deranged and he looked absolutely petrified and rushed out in mid zip without washing his hands.

Any feedback on his cue action.

[Cormack74]

I might have asked him if he'd hung around.

He ran out so fast I suspect a bit of dribbling probably occurred.

[baitman]

I might have asked him if he'd hung around.

He ran out so fast I suspect a bit of dribbling probably occurred.

Hmm, not enough chalk

[fah-q]

This celebrity toileting reminds me of when I went for a leak at the airport and the only person in there was John Parrot. I was so surprised I just went 'whoa John Parrot' in a voice that came out really loud and deranged and he looked absolutely petrified and rushed out in mid zip without washing his hands.

Back in the 90s when she wasn’t a huge megastar yet I was on the same flight as Mariah Carey. I was next in line for the toilet after her and she left a horrendous smell. She looked really embarrassed as she was coming out.

[dom9]

My wife went into a festival portaloo after Grace Jones last summer.

The seat was covered in steaming piss.

[BobTheCharmer]

My wife went into a festival portaloo after Grace Jones last summer.

The seat was covered in steaming piss.

I'd expect nothing else.