Joël Matip

[Fivex]

Groin injury according to Klopp. He needs to play the United game but I reckon he could be out for 4 weeks.

You're a proper mystic meg for some reason when it comes to player injuries you know absolutely nothing about.

[Fredo]

You're a proper mystic meg for some reason when it comes to player injuries you know absolutely nothing about.

I’ve had my fair share of muscle injuries (calf mostly). A tear in any muscle equates to 2/4 weeks lay off. It’s an educated guess, nothing mystic about it.

It can turn out Matip has done one of his balls, which might be of lesser significance.

[Doc_Piptorious]

Absolutely, we have to get someone in next month, could actually argue we need two defenders in tbh.

Really need to have something done behind the scenes that sees a new CB (or two) doing the lean for the cameras on Jan 1st or 2nd and not later in the month.

[Fivex]

I’ve had my fair share of muscle injuries (calf mostly). A tear in any muscle equates to 2/4 weeks lay off. It’s an educated guess, nothing mystic about it.

It can turn out Matip has done one of his balls, which might be of lesser significance.

From the way he was cupping himself I assumed it to be a badly twisted bollock than a tear but it is what it is

Btw, have you had your fair share of twisted bollocks too?*

*DON'T answer that please.. we've had enough stories from you to last a lifetime

[Roboklopp]

Twisted it whilst straining to whack one out over his auntie’s bush from behind the bathroom door.

[Fosterbloke]

Twisted it whilst straining to whack one out over his auntie’s bush from behind the bathroom door.

Hahaha with his lazy lob.

[vlahka]

How the **** are our testicles even outside of the body and not inside. You dont see womens overies dangling in a pouch beneath their flaps. Bloody stupid evolution working backwards.

[danperkins]

His body just can't hack it in the prem, seeing the same with Naby. We have a window coming up to really bolster the team and imo it would be a mistake not to do that. I would like to think with our defence decimated all season that our scouts and klopp have been doing some work behind the scenes.

[SB]

Let’s hope so Dan. Its blatantly obvious what we need but availability is another thing entirely

[danperkins]

Let’s hope so Dan. Its blatantly obvious what we need but availability is another thing entirely

[Cormack74]

How the **** are our testicles even outside of the body and not inside. You dont see womens overies dangling in a pouch beneath their flaps. Bloody stupid evolution working backwards.

I always thought it was to do with (optimum) temperature regulation but it's many years since I did a biology class so it may be something entirely different.

[greenturnip]

Spermatogenesis is optimal below core body temperature. Hence descent into the scrotum.

[Corndog]

It's such a shame. He's a class CB when he's fit. Great passer, fast, excellent in the air, pops up with the odd goal from set pieces.

Lovely assist for Mane today then off with an innocuous muscle injury....

[baitman]

It's such a shame. He's a class CB when he's fit. Great passer, fast, excellent in the air, pops up with the odd goal from set pieces.

Lovely assist for Mane today then off with an innocuous muscle injury....

This is the real difference when you compare Matip with Keita, for instance...

Matip is a great player and adds so much to the team, and although he is soggy biscuits he is still a nailed on starter if/when fit.
So well worth keeping alive so he can be available some times.

Keita isnt a great player, brings nothing to the team, also soggy biscuits and nothing more than a 50m+ bench warmer.
Enough already.

[Fredo]

This is the real difference when you compare Matip with Keita, for instance...



Matip is a great player and adds so much to the team, and although he is soggy biscuits he is still a nailed on starter if/when fit.

So well worth keeping alive so he can be available some times.



Keita isnt a great player, brings nothing to the team, also soggy biscuits and nothing more than a 50m+ bench warmer.

Enough already.

Keita hasn’t been able to gain much rhythm since he’s been here. If he had been able to play injury free, he’d be our best midfielder.