Alex Oxlade Chamberlain aka "The Ox"

[SB]

Yep I’ve got no expectations on him lighting up the league after his lay off but it’ll be a boost to have him back on the bench to offer fresh legs if nothing else.

[Sus]

Part of the comeback this season will be mental as well, surely. Testing his knee in those first few tackles, and seeing it hold up. I imagine that would take a while for anyone to get past, no matter how positive your mentality.

[red g]

Yep I’ve got no expectations on him lighting up the league after his lay off but it’ll be a boost to have him back on the bench to offer fresh legs if nothing else.

Imagine turning to the driving force of the Ox of the bench instead of Lallana trying to dribble past the same person twice !!

[Norbs]

Imagine turning to the driving force of the Ox of the bench instead of Lallana trying to dribble past the same person twice !!

Imagine the Ox scoring a 30yd screamer that seals the title, I think I'd cry my eyes out

[Leyton388]

Can't wait to see him back.

[danperkins]

If he is, I don't think it will be this season we'll find out...he needs time to get the match sharpness back, but just having him back in the squad will be such a boost to all, fans and players alike.

[Fosterbloke]

Just bring him on with a minute to go and have him stand on the half way line for the last five games. A well earned league winner's medal awaits

[dom9]

Just bring him on with a minute to go and have him stand on the half way line for the last five games. A well earned league winner's medal awaits

Need to play in 5 games to get a medal I think.

[Fosterbloke]

Need to play in 5 games to get a medal I think.

Which is why I said the last five games.

[dom9]

Which is why I said the last five games.

So you did.

I clearly wasn't paying any attention to what I was reading.

[SB]

Imagine turning to the driving force of the Ox of the bench instead of Lallana trying to dribble past the same person twice !!

Emotions aside, yeah I’ll have that too.

[brightred]

Imagine the Ox scoring a 30yd screamer that seals the title, I think I'd cry my eyes out

I would cry and ejaculate at the same time.

[Fuzzy]

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[pezzzer]

Nice to see the coaches set the practice droids level to Everton to ease the Ox into it

[Norbs]

I would cry and ejaculate at the same time.

At my age I always get emotional that I can still ejaculate