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    #496
    How are Paula Radcliffe and Hitler linked...




    Neither of them could finish a race.

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      #497
      Just when you thought porn spam couldn't stoop any lower...

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        #498
        When Jade is cremated, friends and family will be given a pouch of her ashes so everyone can go home with a 'Goody bag'
        RIP IRWT post/rant, best ever

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          #499
          Originally posted by elvoz View Post
          Dad is sat at home watching TV, when his 9 year daughter comes home from school. He looks up and she is in tears. Her school blouse is ripped open and her skirt is hitched up and dishevelled.

          "What the **** happened?" He demands

          "Well" she replied in tearful sobs and almost hysterical, "I was walking home from school and I took the shortcut through the back lanes"

          "AND? AND?" screams Dad trying to get more info

          Sob Sob said the little girl "Some man dragged me into the bushes and tore at my blouse"

          "OMG, What happened?" asks dad

          sob sob cried the poor little girl "He then put his hand up my skirt"

          "NO!" shouts Dad "Then?"

          Crying through heavy sobs she replies "I cant remember, I blacked out"

          "WELL MAKE IT UP, MAKE IT UP!!!" shouts dad as he starts wanking.


          http://www.est1892.co.uk/forums/showpost.php?p=1253191&postcount=329


          "Through me the way into the suffering city,
          Through me the way to the eternal pain,
          Through me the way that runs among the lost.
          Justice urged on my high artificer;
          My maker was divine authority,
          The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
          Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
          And I endure eternally.
          Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


          And like that… he's gone

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            #500
            It's a poor joke anyway,Why would you want to claim it?
            "One day the people will understand."

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              #501
              I didnt, If you take a look at my original post I credit it to sickipedia
              "Through me the way into the suffering city,
              Through me the way to the eternal pain,
              Through me the way that runs among the lost.
              Justice urged on my high artificer;
              My maker was divine authority,
              The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
              Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
              And I endure eternally.
              Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


              And like that… he's gone

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                #502
                Originally posted by The Reaper View Post
                I didnt, If you take a look at my original post I credit it to sickipedia
                Well done don't blame you for denying that.
                "One day the people will understand."

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                  #503
                  Originally posted by Darth Marty View Post
                  To be fair Mr M its not the usual posters (or readers id imagine) that complained, hell I cringe at some of these but others make me chuckle in a terribly guilty manner (what does jade goody look like in her wedding dress? A shuttlecock ) and so I think some have gone a bit ott with their complaining.

                  That said why not just let things continue if everyone refrains from telling completely rascist "jokes".

                  Its a good thread, dont bin it.
                  I complained and I read this thread regularly.

                  And before anyone suggests it, I don't read it so I can find something to complain about.
                  .
                  Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                  May the Lord bless this post.

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                    #504
                    And for what it's worth, I don't want the thread binned either (as I said, I read it regularly).
                    .
                    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                    May the Lord bless this post.

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                      #505
                      Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                      I complained and I read this thread regularly.

                      And before anyone suggests it, I don't read it so I can find something to complain about.
                      You quite sure?
                      "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                      Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                      Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                      Justice urged on my high artificer;
                      My maker was divine authority,
                      The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                      Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                      And I endure eternally.
                      Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                      And like that… he's gone

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                        #506
                        Originally posted by The Reaper View Post
                        You quite sure?
                        Sorry, I'm too busy in my new undercover job.

                        .
                        Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                        May the Lord bless this post.

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                          #507
                          Ok well we have thrown you a bone with the agreement not to post overly racial jokes now **** off.


















                          RAFA

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                            #508
                            What do you call jade goody in a wedding dress?


                            shuttlecock

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                              #509
                              Apparently Jade's cancer is eating away at her brain now.

                              Poor thing...it must be ****ing starving
                              Justice for the 96

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                                #510
                                Whats the difference between jam and marmalade?







                                You cant marmalade your cock up some girls ass
                                Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman.

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