Crap Jokes

[Norbs]

[Kenneth]

[Lou]

2 separate , terrible jokes , My apologies

[The Erectile Banana]

[Norbs]

2 separate , terrible jokes , My apologies

To be fair, this is a thread for terrible/poor jokes. You've raised the bar mate

[Angryred]

My Japanese Friend owns a corner shop in Japan, and I was getting worried about him. You see, he was nearly bust...

I rang him yesterday - he says he's doing fine.

Apparently, customers are just flooding in!

I have to apologise for laughing at this one!!!...FLMAO!

[Subby]

Latest reports from Japan indicate that a staggering 5,400 people have died.
To put that in to some kind of perspective, if you laid their bodies end to end it would almost be half the length of a football pitch.

[Kenneth]

Boo!!!

[lfcchris]

I dont think its appropriate to make jokes after this tragedy. I know its hard to feel sorry or sympathy cos there foreigners, but we have to remember they lost everything in almost an instant. they have been left with nothing ............. Still theres always next season for Arsenal !!!

[lfcchris]

I phoned my Japanese friend the other day and he sounded very animated and excited .... I think he was going out... he kept on shouting about a big rave....

[lfcchris]

My heart goes out to those in Japan, the last time I had 10 aftershocks I couldnt find my house either...

[lfcchris]

No more jokes about japan please. One of my mates died there. R.I.P So Kin Wet

[lfcchris]

A man approaches a young woman in a shop. He says "I cant find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?
The woman says "sure but do you have any idea where your wife is?
"not a clue" he says "but whenever I talk to a woman with tits like yours she appears out of ****ing nowhere!"

[Subby]

I dont think its appropriate to make jokes after this tragedy. I know its hard to feel sorry or sympathy cos there foreigners, but we have to remember they lost everything in almost an instant. they have been left with nothing ............. Still theres always next season for Arsenal !!!

I dont think its appropriate to make jokes after this tragedy. I know its hard to feel sorry or sympathy cos there foreigners, but we have to remember they lost everything in almost an instant. they have been left with nothing ............. Still theres always next season for Arsenal !!!

get with the times fella

[Lou]

Having fake teeth.

That'll denture confidence