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badpiggy
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#2941
03-08-21, 09:34 AM
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been a while mate, various reasons
getting back up to speed, more ****e jokes to follow
Well I hope all is good with you now
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It's been discovered that Ants are the only creature on Earth that appear to be immune to all forms of illness and viruses
Scientists say its down to them having little anti bodies
Brutal. Fully complies with thread title criteria
Felching ≠ Gerbilling
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brightred
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#2942
05-08-21, 01:33 AM
Somebody please tell a joke
I love Sarah
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Fosterbloke
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#2943
05-08-21, 12:20 PM
Why do Swedish warships have bar codes on them?
So they can scan de Navy in.
Was muß, das muß.
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tufty
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#2944
05-08-21, 05:17 PM
Two flies sat on a fresh dog turd
One of the flies does a very loud fart
The other fly says
"do you fukin mind, I'm eating me dinner!"
Keep this quiet
if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p
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bacon
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#2945
06-08-21, 05:03 AM
My English Teacher said, "Your grammar is ****!"
I replied, "Your grandad is a cu*t!"
All you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
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spud_gun
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#2946
17-09-21, 03:47 PM
What do you call a lost wolf?
A Where Wolf
Where do Sharks go on holiday?
Fin-Land
How did the artist protect his castle?
Draw Bridge
What do you call a smelly Fairy
Stinker-Bell
Courtesy of my 7 year old son
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#2947
17-09-21, 07:45 PM
Smelly fairy joke wins for me
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Kenneth
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#2948
17-09-21, 08:26 PM
My four year olds favourite joke is ..
Why did that banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well
She tells me it about every other day on average.
Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom-
2 years
1year
0.5 years
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#2949
17-09-21, 08:47 PM
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My four year olds favourite joke is ..
Why did that banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well
She tells me it about every other day on average.
Yeah, that’s a winner also
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#2950
18-09-21, 08:34 AM
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My four year olds favourite joke is ..
Why did that banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well
She tells me it about every other day on average.
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#2951
18-09-21, 09:07 AM
What's the difference between black-eyed peas and chickpeas?
Black eyes peas could sing us a song whereas chickpeas could only hummus one.
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razortoddy
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#2952
18-09-21, 02:47 PM
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
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badpiggy
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#2953
19-09-21, 11:23 AM
What's brown and runny?
Usain Bolt
Felching ≠ Gerbilling
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Angryred
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#2954
30-09-21, 09:30 AM
Just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra...no one is taking it harder than Grandma!
Nope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off!
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#2955
05-10-21, 03:46 PM
What do you call a sad UFO?
A crying saucer
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