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    Originally posted by tufty View Post
    been a while mate, various reasons

    getting back up to speed, more ****e jokes to follow
    Well I hope all is good with you now

    Originally posted by tufty View Post
    It's been discovered that Ants are the only creature on Earth that appear to be immune to all forms of illness and viruses

    Scientists say its down to them having little anti bodies
    Brutal. Fully complies with thread title criteria
    Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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      Somebody please tell a joke
      I love Sarah

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        Why do Swedish warships have bar codes on them?

        So they can scan de Navy in.
        Was muß, das muß.

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          Two flies sat on a fresh dog turd

          One of the flies does a very loud fart

          The other fly says
          "do you fukin mind, I'm eating me dinner!"



          Keep this quiet
          if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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            My English Teacher said, "Your grammar is ****!"
            I replied, "Your grandad is a cu*t!"
            All you touch and all you see
            Is all your life will ever be

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              What do you call a lost wolf?



              Where do Sharks go on holiday?



              How did the artist protect his castle?



              What do you call a smelly Fairy



              Courtesy of my 7 year old son

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                Smelly fairy joke wins for me
                Modifying post.

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                  My four year olds favourite joke is ..

                  Why did that banana go to the doctor?



                  She tells me it about every other day on average.
                  Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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                    Originally posted by Kenneth View Post
                    My four year olds favourite joke is ..

                    Why did that banana go to the doctor?



                    She tells me it about every other day on average.
                    Yeah, that’s a winner also
                    Modifying post.

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                      Originally posted by Kenneth View Post
                      My four year olds favourite joke is ..

                      Why did that banana go to the doctor?



                      She tells me it about every other day on average.

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                        What's the difference between black-eyed peas and chickpeas?

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                          What's brown and sticky?










                          A stick

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                            What's brown and runny?








                            Usain Bolt
                            Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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                              Just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra...no one is taking it harder than Grandma!
                              Nope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off!

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                                What do you call a sad UFO?




                                A crying saucer

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