Andy Carroll - Best Striker in the World

[yamiedo]

Well then if he is long term then he should sign a couple new strikers and send Carroll on loan because he is not performing well at all. No point in waiting for him to come good. That way he can show us he has what it takes at another club. I'd be quite happy to see him go on loan.

[Daniel 7]

If he's the long term future, i genuinely worry about the direction this club is taking

[Lecter]

Not to mention calling him a "c**t outside football" when he offers no proof whatsoever. What's he based that on?

As I have said previously Carroll lives not far from me, I know he regularly goes in a couple of the local restaurants. My family and my parents and brother are all in those restaurants on a regular basis and we know the owners VERY well

Everytime I've seen him or one of my family have hes been eating pasta and drinking water and when I've asked the owners about him they have said the same hes in there often but seems to be following the footballers diet

I also havent heard any rumours knocking round about him drinking heavily locally and believe me if he was doing that my mum would know as she makes MI5 look like a boy scout troop when it comes to information gathering

Now that doesnt rule out him going into central Liverpool and living it up but the rumours of him being lashed up most nights seem to have died down (after a hectic summer)

[Lecter]

Aside from that being an utterly laughable and cuntish post, this bit in particular especially tickled me...

"I've had enough and won't stand for this mediocre sh*t"

Wont stand for it? What are you going to do? Vent on an internet forum? Write a strongly worded letter?

I bet somebody at Anfield is trembling now, that the random anonymous bloke on a web forum 'wont stand for it' anymore

The most worrying thing is his username

Using the name of a man who was nicknamed "Dickhead" by his own teammates says a lot

[Pablo]

As I have said previously Carroll lives not far from me, I know he regularly goes in a couple of the local restaurants. My family and my parents and brother are all in those restaurants on a regular basis and we know the ownes VERY well

Everytime I've seen him or one of my family have hes been eating pasta and drinking water and when I've asked the owners about him they have said the same hes in there often but seems to be following the footballers diet

I also have heard any rumours knocking round about him drinking heavily locally and believe me if he was doing that my mum would know as she makes MI5 look like a boy scout troop when it comes to information gathering

Now that doesnt rule out him going into central Liverpool and living it up but the rumours of him being lashed up most nights seem to have died down (after a hectic summer)

Cheers for the info

"Phil Neal" obviously thinks he knows better

[Lecter]

"Phil Neal" obviously thinks he knows better

"Yes boss!!""

[Daniel 7]

As I have said previously Carroll lives not far from me, I know he regularly goes in a couple of the local restaurants. My family and my parents and brother are all in those restaurants on a regular basis and we know the owners VERY well

Everytime I've seen him or one of my family have hes been eating pasta and drinking water and when I've asked the owners about him they have said the same hes in there often but seems to be following the footballers diet

I also havent heard any rumours knocking round about him drinking heavily locally and believe me if he was doing that my mum would know as she makes MI5 look like a boy scout troop when it comes to information gathering

Now that doesnt rule out him going into central Liverpool and living it up but the rumours of him being lashed up most nights seem to have died down (after a hectic summer)

What area are you? I thought he was in Woolton as well...

[Lecter]

What area are you? I thought he was in Woolton as well...

He lives on Hall Road, Blundellsands

[Vermilion]

"Yes boss!!""

[cream]

As I have said previously Carroll lives not far from me, I know he regularly goes in a couple of the local restaurants. My family and my parents and brother are all in those restaurants on a regular basis and we know the owners VERY well

Everytime I've seen him or one of my family have hes been eating pasta and drinking water and when I've asked the owners about him they have said the same hes in there often but seems to be following the footballers diet

I also havent heard any rumours knocking round about him drinking heavily locally and believe me if he was doing that my mum would know as she makes MI5 look like a boy scout troop when it comes to information gathering

Now that doesnt rule out him going into central Liverpool and living it up but the rumours of him being lashed up most nights seem to have died down (after a hectic summer)

Can you through his bins to see what he gets up to at home. If nothing else, try finding some personal details, preferably banking and credit card details. Thanks in advance

[Lecter]

Can you through his bins to see what he gets up to at home. If nothing else, try finding some personal details, preferably banking and credit card details. Thanks in advance

Inside info

You might want to try it sometime *

































* in all seriousness I would have to get past the security car parked outside his gates 24 hours a day to achieve anything that you are asking

[~LFCHistory~]

As I have said previously Carroll lives not far from me, I know he regularly goes in a couple of the local restaurants. My family and my parents and brother are all in those restaurants on a regular basis and we know the owners VERY well

Everytime I've seen him or one of my family have hes been eating pasta and drinking water and when I've asked the owners about him they have said the same hes in there often but seems to be following the footballers diet

I also havent heard any rumours knocking round about him drinking heavily locally and believe me if he was doing that my mum would know as she makes MI5 look like a boy scout troop when it comes to information gathering

Now that doesnt rule out him going into central Liverpool and living it up but the rumours of him being lashed up most nights seem to have died down (after a hectic summer)

While Andy was waiting for his main course to arrive was he by any chance reading the bible ???

[Lecter]

While Andy was waiting for his main course to arrive was he by any chance reading the bible ???

Listen I've no axe to grind if he was genuniely being a naughty boy I would say

If you think I'm constantly defending him thats fair enough

If you choose not to believe me thats no skin off my nose

[~LFCHistory~]

Listen I've no axe to grind if he was genuniely being a naughty boy I would say

If you think I'm constantly defending him thats fair enough

If you choose not to believe me thats no skin off my nose

Was he drinking water or red bull with his main course ?

[saj]

As I have said previously Carroll lives not far from me, I know he regularly goes in a couple of the local restaurants. My family and my parents and brother are all in those restaurants on a regular basis and we know the owners VERY well

Everytime I've seen him or one of my family have hes been eating pasta and drinking water and when I've asked the owners about him they have said the same hes in there often but seems to be following the footballers diet

I also havent heard any rumours knocking round about him drinking heavily locally and believe me if he was doing that my mum would know as she makes MI5 look like a boy scout troop when it comes to information gathering

Now that doesnt rule out him going into central Liverpool and living it up but the rumours of him being lashed up most nights seem to have died down (after a hectic summer)

That reason why this cracks me up as that if true, he's worse than we all thought as many were attributing his ****e performances due to his personal lifestyle. He is a dud - sack Commoli