Andy Carroll - Best Striker in the World

[Lecter]

Was he drinking water or red bull with his main course ?

Everytime I've seen him hes been drinking water

Either that or neat vodka

[saj]

Apparently Commoli and his bitches do statistical analysis on players before signing them. Well clearly their calculators were broken the day they analysed big Andy and Stewie Downing

[Lecter]

That reason why this cracks me up as that if true, he's worse than we all thought as many were attributing his ****e performances due to his personal lifestyle. He is a dud - sack Commoli

Hes definitely piled on the pounds imo

And I've heard the rumours about his lifestyle but I tend not to trust the rumour mill of Liverpool as its generally ****ing bollocks

I can only tell you what I have seen and what people who own the local restaurants tell me - they have no reason to bull****

Its ****ing mystifying for me

He looks overweight and lacking in strength and I know from someone who use to be at the club that they felt he didnt have enough upper body strength and they had put him on a weights programme last season/the summer

But its destroyed not only his mobility (or what little he had) but also his strength seems to have gone completely

[kingfunk]

FA have announced that any player who passes the ball to Andy Carroll will be cautioned for time wasting.

[Pablo]

He lives on Hall Road, Blundellsands

I'm from Blundellsands, didn't realise he'd moved in there. I did mention when he joined that he had a viewing booked to rent my parents house but in the end he didn't show up. I assumed maybe the club were pushing him to live in Blundellsands as it's quiet, and maybe he wanted to live more in the city centre, hence the no show, but clearly not.

Didn't have a clue you lived near there either

[~LFCHistory~]

I'm from Blundellsands, didn't realise he'd moved in there. I did mention when he joined that he had a viewing booked to rent my parents house but in the end he didn't show up. I assumed maybe the club were pushing him to live in Blundellsands as it's quiet, and maybe he wanted to live more in the city centre, hence the no show, but clearly not.

Didn't have a clue you lived near there either

Him and Lec were down at the homeless shelter serving soup to hobos.

[saj]

Hes definitely piled on the pounds imo

And I've heard the rumours about his lifestyle but I tend not to trust the rumour mill of Liverpool as its generally ****ing bollocks

I can only tell you what I have seen and what people who own the local restaurants tell me - they have no reason to bull****

Its ****ing mystifying for me

He looks overweight and lacking in strength and I know from someone who use to be at the club that they felt he didnt have enough upper body strength and they had put him on a weights programme last season/the summer

But its destroyed not only his mobility (or what little he had) but also his strength seems to have gone completely

I do believe you. The question, was he ever strong? As from personal experience, strength is something you never lose unless you lose a load of weight. He has put weight on according to you, so surely he should be stronger? Fair enough that may be the reason why he is not as mobile. But I recall him from his reserve days and he was ****e even then. All he could do was head the ball. Awful signing

[Lecter]

I'm from Blundellsands, didn't realise he'd moved in there. I did mention when he joined that he had a viewing booked to rent my parents house but in the end he didn't show up. I assumed maybe the club were pushing him to live in Blundellsands as it's quiet, and maybe he wanted to live more in the city centre, hence the no show, but clearly not.

Didn't have a clue you lived near there either

I'm in Crosby, and my parents live round the corner from Carroll

[Lecter]

Him and Lec were down at the homeless shelter serving soup to hobos.

Yes of course

[Fredo]

The most worrying thing is his username

Using the name of a man who was nicknamed "Dickhead" by his own teammates says a lot

[Pablo]

I'm in Crosby, and my parents live round the corner from Carroll

Did you/do you ever used to drink in Stamps? Just thinking I might even know you

[Lecter]

I do believe you. The question, was he ever strong? As from personal experience, strength is something you never lose unless you lose a load of weight. He has put weight on according to you, so surely he should be stronger? Fair enough that may be the reason why he is not as mobile. But I recall him from his reserve days and he was ****e even then. All he could do was head the ball. Awful signing

He was stronger than he looks now

Or at the very least more aggressive

[Lecter]

Did you/do you ever used to drink in Stamps? Just thinking I might even know you

Occasionally and I mean very occasionally

IF I drank in Crosby then I was more likely to be found in the Crows, The Bug or Blues

Dont drink too much these days (at least not in pubs anyway)

[~LFCHistory~]

Did you/do you ever used to drink in Stamps? Just thinking I might even know you

Have you ever seen a lad in your local wearing a white t-shirt with an image of Andy Carroll imprinted on the front ?? If you have then you've seen Lec

[Lecter]

Have you ever seen a lad in your local wearing a white t-shirt with an image of Andy Carroll imprinted on the front ?? If you have then you've seen Lec

On the back it had "I've forgotten more about football than LFCHistory will ever know"