Stewart Downing - West Hahahaham player

[kemm1]

Absolutely.

Watch his first touch - it's as good as anyone's whether he's using his foot, his thigh or his chest.

Sadly he just doesn't have the attitude to match it.

So the only thing he's got is a good first touch?

[cream]

He's a ****ing disgrace.

[Cormack74]

So the only thing he's got is a good first touch?

Well I really can't be arsed to make a list and then bother to argue every point TBH because if you've never even noticed that he's got a good first touch then we're going to be here for some time

[kemm1]

Well I really can't be arsed to make a list and then bother to argue every point TBH because if you've never even noticed that he's got a good first touch then we're going to be here for some time

Just querying your 'skill set' statement, which means a compilation of skills, no?

[Fosterbloke]

The LB experiment has failed. Please put in a transfer request Stewie.

[Molby]

He's a ****ing disgrace.

That's being kind to him....... he needs to be ****ed off pronto.

It boils my piss that he is at Liverpool

[Daniel 7]

He is a worse signing than Paul Stewart was

[Cormack74]

Just querying your 'skill set' statement, which means a compilation of skills, no?

Well you're right of course, but I lost enthusiasm once I started to type and realized that I was spending time bothering to defend Stewart Downing.

[Tee]

He is ****ing dreadful at best. Really needs to be gone on the 1st January.

[cream]

He is ****ing dreadful at best. Really needs to be gone on the 1st January.

A pathetic excuse of a footballer, to think some ****er thought he was worth £20m, disgraceful from all involved in this transfer.

[meffin]

Absolutely.

Watch his first touch - it's as good as anyone's whether he's using his foot, his thigh or his chest.

Sadly he just doesn't have the attitude to match it.

Like the header back in the first half that went nowhere near Dagger and could have cost a goal

[Cormack74]

Like the header back in the first half that went nowhere near Dagger and could have cost a goal

Purposefully didn't mention his heading

[JohnDoe]

He's like the Lion from Wizard of Oz.

[Robbie-9-Fowler]

Like the header back in the first half that went nowhere near Dagger and could have cost a goal

To be fair, the pass from Gerrard was ****ing ****e, no need to play it. Superstar ball that can cause nothing but trouble for us.

[The Erectile Banana]

He's the ******* offspring of the tin man and the lion.