Reds agree Aquilani deal

[Vermilion]

better than having no neck

they call him 'Jewellery' in the dressing room.

neckless

[Baracus]

Leave Igor out of it. At least we know he had a rather ugly cock.

Seeing as you like judging cocks, whats a nice cock look like then

[Shaggy]

Igor's was most pencil-like, it must be said. Very long, and very, very thin.

[Guest]

Igor's was most pencil-like, it must be said. Very long, and very, very thin.

Exactly that.

[fatistuta]

Igor's was most pencil-like, it must be said. Very long, and very, very thin.

It would get thicker though...................just suck it and see.

[Rich]

[Marky]

I can confirm the player is in Merseyside for talks.

[Guest]

I can confirm the player is in Merseyside for talks.

[Assassin]

I can confirm the player is in Merseyside for talks.

**** a wild man.......suddenly marky is an insider

[tommyg]

I got my new black liverpool away kit today i might have to snap him up for my shirt! Or hold out for silva? who knows haha

[Neil Young]

could change it to 'and sprays the ball about'

Otherwise the emphasis is unnatural. It's dum-di-dum-di-dum, i.e. "sprays the ball about" not "sprays passes about."

Although "passes" would sound like Aleksandr the Meerkat so it's not all bad.

[Tee]

better than having no neck

Gladstone

[shanks69]

So, he's pretty much a liverpool player. What every1's thoughts on him, i've lived in Rome for a few years as i was out there for uni and he's a god there like. Great player.

Also what shirt number is he going to have? he's a fan of the number 8 but i cant see him gettin that for obvious reasons

maybe we'll give him 44

[Tee]

Give him No.8 and move Stevie to No.7.

[Shaggy]

Is it me or is it slightly disconcerting that there's still no news of the 'stringent medical' being completed? Real ****ing Madrid get theirs done pretty sharpish.