Jordan Henderson

[Norbs]

It wouldn’t even be so bad if he just said “x player is ****”

It’s all the snide narratives he likes to invent that seem to be done in an attempt to elevate BootRoom himself above every other fan. Probably the weirdest poster we’ve had on here since the days of Chris (and at least you knew he supported us, despite his incessantness).

He gets off on belittling our players & trolling people on here for some odd reason.

For me it's the repetitive crap that's neither funny (even after 400 attempts) nor something that is remotely Hendo's fault or a failing.

Take the shielding at penalties. It's just a tiny part of how he absorbs pressure and is the ultimate teammate, allowing others to perform under less pressure, or at least in the knowledge that their captain is 100% behind them. Weren't there clear examples of Salah's conversion rate dropping when Hendo wasn't on the field?

You cunt Henderson, nasty ****er being the best captain you can be

[Doc_Piptorious]

From my private zoolander wannabee collection

Loris Karius Instagram video with Baywatch music - YouTube

The club was mad to let him go.

He would up the good looking average of the club to no end, and can you just imagine the skin care routine knowledge he could impart to the rest of the squad. No ****ing Nivea **** touching that skin.

Man could be our own version of Patrick Bateman. Just keep him away from chainsaws and axes.

[Fosterbloke]

Go and wallow in yourselves ya miserable cunts.

[baitman]

I don't see this as Karius like at all. He's showing that he's putting in a shift to get ready for the season and that he gives a **** about being in peak physical condition. I'm not sure what offends you about that. He's not eating a ****ing ice cream and listing cringe adjectives.

From my private zoolander wannabee collection

[ame="https://youtu.be/OYIzHgtYOVs"]Loris Karius Instagram video with Baywatch music - YouTube[/ame]

[RedReet]

Salah does it all the time

And Ronaldo. Plus I'm pretty sure some on here were saying how great he was too.

[SB]

So would i if I had a physique like them.

[Fivex]

Salah does it all the time

[Fosterbloke]

I don't see this as Karius like at all. He's showing that he's putting in a shift to get ready for the season and that he gives a **** about being in peak physical condition. I'm not sure what offends you about that. He's not eating a ****ing ice cream and listing cringe adjectives.

[Doc_Piptorious]

It wouldn’t even be so bad if he just said “x player is ****”

It’s all the snide narratives he likes to invent that seem to be done in an attempt to elevate BootRoom himself above every other fan. Probably the weirdest poster we’ve had on here since the days of Chris (and at least you knew he supported us, despite his incessantness).

He gets off on belittling our players & trolling people on here for some odd reason.

To be fair to him though, at least he is not subtle so you know what you are getting.

He does not go down the obtuse or strawman routes and if Henderson is not playing (or the Henderson thread being bumped) then you do not see him.


I have a suspicion that Bootroom and Henderson had a roadrage incident on the M62 or Henderson cut the line to get ahead of Bootroom at some service station (possibly leading to the road rage incident ) and both have carried the grudge ever since.


The players are probably mouthing off at Henderson on a regular basis asking him to stop going on about the M62 guy.

[Fivex]

You do have a very valid point buried in there, guy.

But you seem to insist on trying to get reactions by adding hyperbole rather than push the point.

Maybe you like the reactions and get a kick out of them, but given that a lot of your posts do have a decent arguement/counter arguement built into them it might be worth debating those points now and then. People still might not agree with you but you then get to make your point without just saying "Player X is ****"

It wouldn’t even be so bad if he just said “x player is ****”

It’s all the snide narratives he likes to invent that seem to be done in an attempt to elevate BootRoom himself above every other fan. Probably the weirdest poster we’ve had on here since the days of Chris (and at least you knew he supported us, despite his incessantness).

He gets off on belittling our players & trolling people on here for some odd reason.

[Doc_Piptorious]

Hendo being all buff reminds me of the famous Loris Karius self promo video.

Envy is not a good look on you. I suggest wearing more loose fitting black garments.

Karius is good looking. He can walk and eat ice cream at the same time.

He needs no other talents as he has made it in life.

I suggest you go and watch the documentary called Zoolander so that you can educate yourself on why incredibly handsome people are so important and then ask yourself what you ugly people can do to stop showing such discrimination and prejudice towards beautiful people.

[frank the tank]

In reality, Jurgen will know 10000% more than any of us. Southgate will know maybe 10% more than any of us. If both of them see Henderson as an important member of their squads, then he is important.

At LFC we have lost Milners leadership in the squad. We have new additions coming in too. Both of those points make Henderson even more important imo.

I suspect he might play 90 mins a lot next season but will still appear in most games.

With Fabinho and Henderson both not playing as well as before last season, it is natural for us fans to wonder are they past their peak. Henderson age would suggest yes but there are loads of instances where players can reinvent themselves to remain important team members at the highest level. Giggs played as a central midfielder until he was something like 40. Nobody would have thought that was possible when he was Hendersons age. (except perhaps his sister-in-law!). Didn't Scott Parker win pfa player of the year at west ham in his mid-30s??? I think Henderson could still be effective for us and an important member of the team.

I think the team as a whole didn't function properly for most of last season. Henderson and Fabinho had the spotlight focused on them in a big way but we know they are good players ffs

[Doc_Piptorious]

Somehow I can't see the likes of Luka Modrić doing this sort of bollocks. Due to their skill and footballing savvy, when players like Gary Mac get old, they can still contribute. The problem with **** footballers is that when their physical attributes are on the wane they have have **** all to fall back on. It doesn't matter how "shredded" a player is when opponents are breezing by as if said shredded player is running on the spot like a cartoon character, and they can't contribute in any other way. They do seem to send pulses racing among certain sections of the fanbase, though........

You do have a very valid point buried in there, guy.

But you seem to insist on trying to get reactions by adding hyperbole rather than push the point.

Maybe you like the reactions and get a kick out of them, but given that a lot of your posts do have a decent arguement/counter arguement built into them it might be worth debating those points now and then. People still might not agree with you but you then get to make your point without just saying "Player X is ****"

[chadrtc]

Somehow I can't see the likes of Luka Modrić doing this sort of bollocks. Due to their skill and footballing savvy, when players like Gary Mac get old, they can still contribute. The problem with **** footballers is that when their physical attributes are on the wane they have have **** all to fall back on. It doesn't matter how "shredded" a player is when opponents are breezing by as if said shredded player is running on the spot like a cartoon character, and they can't contribute in any other way. They do seem to send pulses racing among certain sections of the fanbase, though........

The absolute state of the last line of this post.

[RedReet]

"Players don't care, players aren't trying, blah, blah blah..."

Player cuts holidays short to get in best shape as possible for new season.

"What a ******"