Brendan Rodgers is our man
Slimline,new teeth and a tan
Left his Mrs, got a flat
then threatened with a cricket bat.
Slimline,new teeth and a tan
Left his Mrs, got a flat
then threatened with a cricket bat.
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Glass Half Full
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Originally posted by fidget View Post
He got threatened. He didn't threaten.Patience when teased often, transforms into rageComment
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I know.Originally posted by destinydude View Post
If I put "got waxed,then plucked" would you think i had plucked something myself or that I'd had something plucked?Glass Half FullComment
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"There are some beautiful stadiums in the Premier League but none more intimidating than ours," he says, proudly. "We needed to get back to owning Anfield, people were coming here and having a nice day out. They were enjoying it, maybe even winning. For the most part, that has changed. It's our ground again now. Our changing rooms, our grass, our supporters. And it's our ball, so own the thing."
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Originally posted by tsb View Post
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.Comment
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Brendan Rodgers went to RomeOriginally posted by baitman View Post
To eat some tortellini
He came back with a superstar
And called him Fab Borini
A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run to see who has the most guts, who can punish himself into exhausting pace, and then at the end, punish himself even more.Comment
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For those of you who are bricking it. Enjoy.
[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujl3MaGqOP8"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujl3MaGqOP8[/ame]Comment
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When my wife was pregnant we did a Hypnobirthing course, the woman running it had done the course for several Manchester United players (she mentioned Wes Brown in particular) anyway you get taught these visualisation techniques and apparently Wes Brown said they do these all the time at Utd, so that video might not be too far away from the truth.“Me having no education. I had to use my brains.”
Sir Bill Shankly
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Terry painfully has to recount to court the song from Liverpool fans about his "mum loving Scouse cock"Comment
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Seen Rodgers new bird he ditched his wife for? I would.
They say our days are numbered were not famous anymore but Scousers rule the country like we've always done before!Comment
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There's something a bit weird going on with her kecks.Comment
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I applied for her job, sadly Rodgers never went for it
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Meant to of been pumping her in her ouse then a fella come and tried to break the door down with a cricket bat hahahahaha like a scene from the Daz advert or Shameless.Originally posted by TheElephantMan View Post
They say our days are numbered were not famous anymore but Scousers rule the country like we've always done before!Comment
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At first glimpse I thought she had a massive black cock.Originally posted by Che Scouse Guevara View PostSeen Rodgers new bird he ditched his wife for? I would.
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Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?
Think we have the answer..Slot!!
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She looks twisted in that photie, like Robbie Williams after a few lines of charlie and ket.Originally posted by red g View PostThey say our days are numbered were not famous anymore but Scousers rule the country like we've always done before!Comment
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