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    I have solved the mystery - he's too busy on his other job. According to the end credits, Andy Carroll is responsible for the graphics on Harry Hill's TV Burp.
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    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



    May the Lord bless this post.

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      Originally posted by Exiled_red View Post
      This worst trainer thing has little meaning, Everyone else could be great trainers and Carroll just a good trainer, that would still make him the worst.

      Also IIRC didn't people say Didi Hamann was an awful trainer? That was never a problem, it's not how well you train, it's how well you play, the people making an issue of this probably don't like Carroll anyway and are using this as another stick to beat him with.
      Hamann also enjoyed a drink and smoked quite heavily. I can only imagine the outcry if that was Carroll.

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        Vile cunts.



        Last weekend we ran a story entitled “Do or Diet” in which we said that Liverpool have placed Andy Carroll on a 12 month regime to monitor his lifestyle, dietary and drinking habits. This is incorrect. The Club have confirmed that Andy has not been placed under any such regime and we are happy to set the record straight. We apologise to Liverpool and Andy for the error.

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          Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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            Originally posted by Chris View Post
            Vile cunts.



            Last weekend we ran a story entitled “Do or Diet” in which we said that Liverpool have placed Andy Carroll on a 12 month regime to monitor his lifestyle, dietary and drinking habits. This is incorrect. The Club have confirmed that Andy has not been placed under any such regime and we are happy to set the record straight. We apologise to Liverpool and Andy for the error.
            Disgraceful.

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              Originally posted by Chris View Post
              Vile cunts.



              Last weekend we ran a story entitled “Do or Diet” in which we said that Liverpool have placed Andy Carroll on a 12 month regime to monitor his lifestyle, dietary and drinking habits. This is incorrect. The Club have confirmed that Andy has not been placed under any such regime and we are happy to set the record straight. We apologise to Liverpool and Andy for the error.
              Unbelievable. They should have to print the retraction with exactly the same size headline as the initial story.

              The gutter press...

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                f*c*ing cunts!!!!

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                  Originally posted by Exiled_red View Post
                  This worst trainer thing has little meaning, Everyone else could be great trainers and Carroll just a good trainer, that would still make him the worst.

                  Also IIRC didn't people say Didi Hamann was an awful trainer? That was never a problem, it's not how well you train, it's how well you play, the people making an issue of this probably don't like Carroll anyway and are using this as another stick to beat him with.
                  Yup, it was around the same time everyone said Smicer was the best trainer.

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                    As for that 'apology' by The People ... pssh.

                    Will be interesting to see what comes out of this media court case, because at the moment, they're quite happy to print *anything* and pay the legal fees and/or print a tiny apology.

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                      Originally posted by Chris View Post
                      Vile cunts.



                      Last weekend we ran a story entitled “Do or Diet” in which we said that Liverpool have placed Andy Carroll on a 12 month regime to monitor his lifestyle, dietary and drinking habits. This is incorrect. The Club have confirmed that Andy has not been placed under any such regime and we are happy to set the record straight. We apologise to Liverpool and Andy for the error.
                      The bit in bold should read: for making up absolute bull****.
                      'Religion is killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend'

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                        Originally posted by BringbackBiscan View Post
                        Hamann also enjoyed a drink and smoked quite heavily. I can only imagine the outcry if that was Carroll.
                        The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                          Originally posted by Chris View Post
                          Vile cunts.



                          Last weekend we ran a story entitled “Do or Diet” in which we said that Liverpool have placed Andy Carroll on a 12 month regime to monitor his lifestyle, dietary and drinking habits. This is incorrect. The Club have confirmed that Andy has not been placed under any such regime and we are happy to set the record straight. We apologise to Liverpool and Andy for the error.
                          I bet that wasn't printed as a big headline, probably hidden in a tiny section hidden away somewhere.
                          The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                            **** he was unlucky with that header at the end!

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                              Originally posted by Pablo1981 View Post
                              **** he was unlucky with that header at the end!
                              The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                                Originally posted by Pablo1981 View Post
                                **** he was unlucky with that header at the end!
                                He should've shouldered it like Kompany!
                                Thanks for the memories Rafa - YNWA!

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