Andy Carroll - Best Striker in the World

[badpiggy]

Carroll certainly had a very good game for us yesterday - probably his best - and while I really admire him for his effort, that slightly brutish "flick" to SG, his assist etc and I'd love to have seen him bury that header in front of the Kop against the scum, part of me was dismayed at what he seems to really bring. He played well in a ****e game. He harried and bustled but **** me when Crouchie was going through his dry spell, you could see how good a footballer he was - I'm not sure how much further Andy can take his game. The nature of his physicality is slow and lumbering. Watching the way he runs, I'd say he's fairly easy to knock over. He doesn't come at people like a tank. Every step seems painful and laboured. He doesn't have a quick turn. I can't see him beating defenders. Good luck to him and all and I'd love to see him come good and score 15-20 a season for us but I definitely think it's only LFC fans who would call his performance yesterday "fantastic" - a neutral would say he was one of the better players in a really poor game of football.

Agger on the other hand was a ****in giant yesterday and Skrtel has been transformed from comedy tough guy into a ****in brilliant defender - I'm amazed at how that has happened but I guess it shows the right coaching can change a guys game. Maybe Clarke and Kenny can do the same for Carroll but I'm not sure there's enough to work with there.

[Fredo]

I think he had a good game because we hoofed it a lot. We played to his strengths.

[destinydude]

Daniel Taylor is an utter cunt. He's a proper Manc lover forget about Forrest. He'd mayonnaise Fergie's balls and lick them all day long if Fergie says he will lift the ban on guardian entering manU's press conferences.

[Shaggy]

Yep, wrote about three books about Ferguson and his genius

I wouldn't mind so much if he was open about it but the thick cunt thinks he's pulling the wool over everyone's eyes. The tweet he sent to Gareth Roberts last night - who is a sound bloke - said everything you need to know about him.

robbohuyton Gareth Roberts
@DTguardian Unlucky today. Maybe next year.

DTguardian daniel taylor
@robbohuyton thanks Gareth, always keen to hear from a man whose journalistic career amounted to being a sub at the Daily Sport #doyen

robbohuyton Gareth Roberts
@DTguardian Hahahaha! Best thing you've ever written you ****house!

[Shaggy]

Haha he's just apologised to him

DTguardian daniel taylor
@robbohuyton owe you apology, have tried to rise above your comments the last few months, but I bit, and it was a ****ty comeback

[Vermilion]

Haha he's just apologised to him

Is that an apology ? 'have tried to rise above your comments' haha, so it's your fault i said it..but i'm sorry.

[Vermilion]

Watching Aggers goal again, i reckon if he'd not got there..AC would have.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUTsXN4ZQGM"]Liverpool Vs Manchester United 2-1 FA-Cup 2012 All Goals And Full Highlights - YouTube[/ame]
no sound on this for some reason.

[Kenneth]

Enrique got it from all angles for his **** up

[Vermilion]

Enrique got it from all angles for his **** up

Scholes the cheating **** appealing for a penalty.

[Mostar]

Carroll certainly had a very good game for us yesterday - probably his best - and while I really admire him for his effort, that slightly brutish "flick" to SG, his assist etc and I'd love to have seen him bury that header in front of the Kop against the scum, part of me was dismayed at what he seems to really bring. He played well in a ****e game. He harried and bustled but **** me when Crouchie was going through his dry spell, you could see how good a footballer he was - I'm not sure how much further Andy can take his game. The nature of his physicality is slow and lumbering. Watching the way he runs, I'd say he's fairly easy to knock over. He doesn't come at people like a tank. Every step seems painful and laboured. He doesn't have a quick turn. I can't see him beating defenders. Good luck to him and all and I'd love to see him come good and score 15-20 a season for us but I definitely think it's only LFC fans who would call his performance yesterday "fantastic" - a neutral would say he was one of the better players in a really poor game of football.

Agger on the other hand was a ****in giant yesterday and Skrtel has been transformed from comedy tough guy into a ****in brilliant defender - I'm amazed at how that has happened but I guess it shows the right coaching can change a guys game. Maybe Clarke and Kenny can do the same for Carroll but I'm not sure there's enough to work with there.

[Mattshark]

Carroll certainly had a very good game for us yesterday - probably his best - and while I really admire him for his effort, that slightly brutish "flick" to SG, his assist etc and I'd love to have seen him bury that header in front of the Kop against the scum, part of me was dismayed at what he seems to really bring. He played well in a ****e game. He harried and bustled but **** me when Crouchie was going through his dry spell, you could see how good a footballer he was - I'm not sure how much further Andy can take his game. The nature of his physicality is slow and lumbering. Watching the way he runs, I'd say he's fairly easy to knock over. He doesn't come at people like a tank. Every step seems painful and laboured. He doesn't have a quick turn. I can't see him beating defenders. Good luck to him and all and I'd love to see him come good and score 15-20 a season for us but I definitely think it's only LFC fans who would call his performance yesterday "fantastic" - a neutral would say he was one of the better players in a really poor game of football.

Agger on the other hand was a ****in giant yesterday and Skrtel has been transformed from comedy tough guy into a ****in brilliant defender - I'm amazed at how that has happened but I guess it shows the right coaching can change a guys game. Maybe Clarke and Kenny can do the same for Carroll but I'm not sure there's enough to work with there.

[danperkins]

Carroll certainly had a very good game for us yesterday - probably his best - and while I really admire him for his effort, that slightly brutish "flick" to SG, his assist etc and I'd love to have seen him bury that header in front of the Kop against the scum, part of me was dismayed at what he seems to really bring. He played well in a ****e game. He harried and bustled but **** me when Crouchie was going through his dry spell, you could see how good a footballer he was - I'm not sure how much further Andy can take his game. The nature of his physicality is slow and lumbering. Watching the way he runs, I'd say he's fairly easy to knock over. He doesn't come at people like a tank. Every step seems painful and laboured. He doesn't have a quick turn. I can't see him beating defenders. Good luck to him and all and I'd love to see him come good and score 15-20 a season for us but I definitely think it's only LFC fans who would call his performance yesterday "fantastic" - a neutral would say he was one of the better players in a really poor game of football.

Agger on the other hand was a ****in giant yesterday and Skrtel has been transformed from comedy tough guy into a ****in brilliant defender - I'm amazed at how that has happened but I guess it shows the right coaching can change a guys game. Maybe Clarke and Kenny can do the same for Carroll but I'm not sure there's enough to work with there.

great post

[dom9]

That tevez story is on Ssn according to sky sources.

[Lecter]

That tevez story is on Ssn according to sky sources.

Sky Sources = someone who read the Guardian on the tube into work at their offices

[dom9]

I'm sure it's the Metro myself.