Joe Allen [Sold]

[Gazzla]

He's a squad player and that's all he should be, Henderson, Lucas, Milner and Can should all be in front of him in the pecking order.

[Shaggy]

[Buzzo]

He's taken it too far.

Having a beard myself these days the watchword is Noel Edmunds. If you think in anyway you look like Noel Edmunds then its time to trim the beard back.

[Shaggy]

He looks about 46

[Buzzo]

He's definitely single. No woman would let him away with looking like that.

[SK]

The Welsh Pirlo

[BobTheCharmer]

He looks sexual. He looks dwarf like.

[Buzzo]

He looks like a magician.

[BobTheCharmer]

A vertically challenged Viking. I'm going to call him Vicki from now on.

[Roboklopp]

No problem with Joe Allen, if he's not good enough for some then call the board, manager and scouts '****e' and 'useless', they buy the player, they keep the player, and they train the player.

Really wonder what quality of player you guys expect to come here and play so few games while sitting on the bench as 3rd choice!

But hey, give Joe a hard time, he's small after all!

Remember the days of Xabi Alonso, Momo Sissoko, Gerrard & Mascherano-o-o?

[Roboklopp]

A vertically challenged Viking. I'm going to call him Vicki from now on.

Can't call him that. See ghostbusters thread.

[Kenneth]

Dave Gorman's been to Rooney's hair specialist.

[Tee]

The Welsh Pirlo

[kubrickscube]

He looks like a Geography teacher. Which isn't a compliment, as I am a teacher.

[baitman]

looks like a fusion of allen and borini, been using seth brundle's pod.