Andy Carroll - Best Striker in the World

[Daniel 7]

“I had Andy as a young man at Newcastle when I was there.......” - Sam Allardyce

Sick fat ****

its almost straight from the mouth of The Big Sam Twitter account!

[Rudo]

The Big Man did well when brought on.

Caused a bit of mayhem in the Braga defence

[Daniel 7]

Its a refreshing change to have a physical fella up front who can dish it out instead of someone who looked upset, hurt and moody every time it got a bit tasty up front.

[Fosterbloke]

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[Fosterbloke]

Prefer this comment myself

"I am desperate to see him because I want to see one hung up in the box, in front of the Kop, and him charging in on a header,” Dalglish said. “I’d love to be inside the mind of the defender who is standing underneath it, waiting for it to come in, waiting for Andy to plough over the top of him.”

There's a lot of gay sex references in that quote.

[Icon]

There's a lot of gay sex references in that quote.

Only if you want there to be..?

[Pablo]

He's INSANELY good in the air isn't he? Not seen him lose a header yet!

[McDermotX]

He's INSANELY good in the air isn't he? Not seen him lose a header yet!

Lost that elbow all the same .....probably has that fella's card marked for next week

[red g]

when Carroll used skrtel to lean on and jump up about 15 foot in the air is that legal?

I know it was a foul but wasnt sure if ref realised it was his own player he jumped on.

I presume its gaining an unfair advantage but thought i would ask.

[Pablo]

when Carroll used skrtel to lean on and jump up about 15 foot in the air is that legal?

I know it was a foul but wasnt sure if ref realised it was his own player he jumped on.

I presume its gaining an unfair advantage but thought i would ask.

I also wondered this. I assume it's illegal or else you could do what they do in rugby union in the lineout and have two men lifting him on corners.

[Reece]

Imagine Soto lifting Carroll.

A Soto pole

[Lecter]

when Carroll used skrtel to lean on and jump up about 15 foot in the air is that legal?

I know it was a foul but wasnt sure if ref realised it was his own player he jumped on.

I presume its gaining an unfair advantage but thought i would ask.

Its illegal its classed as "Using an unfair advantage to gain a benefit over an opponent"

[Neil Young]

I also wondered this. I assume it's illegal or else you could do what they do in rugby union in the lineout and have two men lifting him on corners.

Yeah, I've assumed there must be a reason why they don't do that.

Still, in rugby they might as well go the whole hog and allow them to bring on stepladders (not real ladders, stepladders) or jet packs or something.

[ronanm]

Imagine Soto lifting Carroll.

A Soto pole

Yeah. Would be hilarious if everytime we got a corner Carroll got a piggy back off Soto for the cross. Particularly if Carroll was facing Soto

[red g]

Its illegal its classed as "Using an unfair advantage to gain a benefit over an opponent"