Lucas

[Lee]

Lucas!

What sort of imbecile decides to give grief to our own players via Twitter?!

Oh, and is it just me or does anyone else think that the "We'll give you £X and a packet of crisps / half a Twix / packet of Minigems" quips completely **** and unfunny?

[Shaggy]

Lucas!

What sort of imbecile decides to give grief to our own players via Twitter?!

Oh, and is it just me or does anyone else think that the "We'll give you £X and a packet of crisps / half a Twix / packet of Minigems" quips completely **** and unfunny?

Total ****.

Although at school in about 1992 our football coach, in the dressing room after a poor performance, told our inept midfielder James Allsop that he was to be sold to our deadly rivals Newbold Green "for a packet of cheese and onion crisps" and Allsop broke down in tears.

[Lee]

[fah-q]

Lucas!

What sort of imbecile decides to give grief to our own players via Twitter?!

Oh, and is it just me or does anyone else think that the "We'll give you £X and a packet of crisps / half a Twix / packet of Minigems" quips completely **** and unfunny?

There was a girl at school who, legend had it, used to provide services for half a pound of grapes and 20p but I'm skeptical.

[Tee]

Absolutely disgraceful to abuse a player who has given everything for this club and would have been a vital player if it were not for that injury. An injury sustained by a player giving his ALL for this club in a cup game. Lucas should not have afforded that idiot a response.

[Bender]

He's such a nice chap...been to my Jalebi Shop he has

[meffin]

There was a girl at school who, legend had it, used to provide services for half a pound of grapes and 20p but I'm skeptical.

At least she had a healthy diet

[meffin]

Absolutely disgraceful to abuse a player who has given everything for this club and would have been a vital player if it were not for that injury. An injury sustained by a player giving his ALL for this club in a cup game. Lucas should not have afforded that idiot a response.

It's disgraceful to abuse any player, no matter how ****, if he still plays for the club.

Personally I think £3 and a packet of midget gems would be excellent business for us though- but i'd never tweet Lucas to tell him that

[fah-q]

At least she had a healthy diet

All that fruit must have kept her regular.

[PTP]

Absolutely disgraceful to abuse a player who has given everything for this club and would have been a vital player if it were not for that injury. An injury sustained by a player giving his ALL for this club in a cup game. Lucas should not have afforded that idiot a response.

whilst it's unfunny - it's not really 'disgraceful' or a 'abuse' is it.

[Cormack74]

There was a girl at school who, legend had it, used to provide services for half a pound of grapes and 20p but I'm skeptical.

What sort of services?

If we're talking "manual dexterity" the girls at the school down the road from mine used to administer it for free.

[fah-q]

I never enquired, it might have been walking the dog or washing the car for all I know.

[Cormack74]

I never enquired, it might have been walking the dog or washing the car for all I know.

I'm sure some sort of fluid was involved

[Norbs]

I never enquired, it might have been walking the dog or washing the car for all I know.

Girl down the park round our way would show you her moomoo for 10p if you ran round the tennis court with your pants round your ankles. I subscribed twice

[Fosterbloke]

Girl down the park round our way would show you her moomoo for 10p if you ran round the tennis court with your pants round your ankles. I subscribed twice